I just got fucked sideways in 5 holes I didn't know I had........and it was by a man by the name of the REVEREND HORTON HEAT. Thank you very much San Francisco, good night, and god bless.

So this past Friday I found out that I may actually be able to take time off from my new job for Burning Man, which has me pretty frickin excited. And Friday night we had the Dustfish camp meeting at the space. Everyone started talking about having a couple towers again this year, but rocketships instead of cocks. Cool beans........but then my head startin thinking about what the tower frame work could easily be made of............and next thing you know, it's 5:30 in the morning at the Ca... read more

OMFG!!! Just spent 2 solid hours this afternoon giving the best interview of my life to one of the premier auction houses in the world!! I tell ya, if I don't get this position, I'm just gonna give up ever trying to seek a 9 to 5er ever again, because I'm never going to see eye to eye with 2 guys within the corporate world more so than the 2 guys I met today.
They interviewed me separately, and both had my resume, and for that matter, ME pegged!!! No one pegs me!!! They both, in ... read more

So went to see my first Ask Dr. Hal show. It was great of course....whole shit load of BMan royalty were there, and even Frank Chu was there!!! Was invited down there by Cat Levy, one of the proprietors of 12 Galaxies along with her husband Robert, who has aided me in starting Yoga Mob II at my space........anyhoo, great show, started off by the Paper Dolls, followed by some very taunt muscled arielists, and then on to the plethora of encyclopedic improv that is Dr. Hal, coupled with his b... read more

Oh my god, I can't believe I'm blogging for fuck's sake!!! I hate technology, and blogging is definitely up the technomologicalomanol alley in my book. But on with the story.......

So I regrettably must report that this past Saturday, at the Goofball event at Xenodrome, during Gooferman's set in fact, I bear partial responsibility for injuring Lord Huckleberry, yet again!! We were dancing with this oh so hottie lil black gem of lad, sandwich filling if you will (there were more sandwic... read more