Bad Haiku

I thought I would use this space for posting some of my favorite Bad Haiku.

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Five syllables first
Seven syllables come next
Finish with five more

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haiku is easy
just three lines: five seven five
dosen't need to rhyme

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Been there. Done that too.
Nothing left for me to do,
But write bad Haiku.

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The day seems wasted
If I have not offended
Someone with Haiku

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My woman is cold.
Bitter, sub-zero cold. Like
Liquid Nitrogen.

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Can't make her happy
Life is full of disapointments
I'm her biggest one

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Hearts will never be
practical until they are
made unbreakable.

- inspired by the Great and Powerful Oz


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I fell in Love once.
It was an aweful mistake.
Never will again.

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Stiletto Workout
New fad proves the old adage
That time wounds all heels

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Pluto no longer
a planet. So, is Goofy
still a Disney dog?

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History repeats
itself; That's one of the things
wrong with history

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The Summer Solstice
The longest day of the year
But how wide is it?

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Which hour is longest?
Monday's first or Friday's last?
Time is relative.

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Lick the lollipop
of mediocrity once;
you'll suck forever

(much like my haiku)

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as hard as I try
my haiku still aren't funny
and neither am I

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Haiku: thoughts and words
Thoughts that breathe, and words that burn
Not the crap I write

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for a good time, call
eight six seven five three o nine,
and ask for Jenny


-- yes, I know there are eight syllables in line two

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Trekie question one.
Who do you prefer, James Kirk
or Jean-Luc Picard?

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going bald and grey
don't want to age gracefully
just don't want to age

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what is happiness?
just the absence of sadness?
is there something more?

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twenty years I've spent
writing letters never sent
for this I repent

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