Gringo doesn't like to share this and I'll probably get a greasy old tire iron in my butthole for saying it, but....well....Gringo really has a soft spot for one-legged, autistic, transexual ladies that are...how do you say? Oh yes, "Riddled with diseases of the body and the mind". He once shot down a gaggle of nuns in Costa Rica and their persuant orphans (ragged little things, they were) in persuit of a one-legged, autistic trannie with numerous STDs (you should have seen the pus on that one!) who had escaped his grasp since panama. This one was special. she called herself "La Migralosa del puta del mar", even though she had numerous psychoses. Anyway, Since I'm bogged down in Trinidad with insane crap throwing monkeys and feral cats who call me Tina, i don't figure much can come of it.

Come and get me gringo, you rusty motherfucker!

This bro is definately off the hook! In the old days he'd turn me on to hash or thai stick or a palm full of goof balls or ludes-(god, they dont make those anymore!)
Or, Stoney & i would go over to gringo's & Puff would turn us onto a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of percoset jimmies...UM!
I'd wake up with blood on my ass, & then we'd get high. Those were some goood times!!