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Jessa

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joined on 09/16/04
last updated 03/16/08
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My Testimonials

January 5, 2008
Jessa's a fun gal with a bright smile...a great sense of humor...and a delightful pair of eyes!
August 27, 2007
"How do you feel about Jessa?"

Purple monkey dishwasher.

I like Jessa. She's neat. I like Jessa's simplistic (materially, not stylistically) art. I like Jessa's sense of humor. I like her literary muscles. I am a big fan of Jessa's hats, especially those made for housecleaning at 1 o'clock a.m. I like her mad accordion skillz, and hope she will teach me, so as I can become cool like "Weird" Al Yankovic and get all the ladies. (Or is it "Weird Al" Yankovic? Is "Al" part of his title? I'm so confused.)

I would give Jessa my +1 mace to fight drunken robots and monsters of the future, anytime.
April 1, 2007
Jessa is the most funniest and smartest woman I know. What I like about her, is her view point on the world is so real and unique that I really enjoyed the time we talk about it. Jessa also has can drink any under the table and she rock!!!
October 5, 2006
This one is an anomaly to me. (That's a good thing, in case you're wondering.) Don't ask me details because they're irrelevant. Let's just say... way too cool for school, is this Ms. Venegas. On so many levels.
October 4, 2005
Jessa's the Cute One! =)
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I'm the dorkiest chick I know. In fact, I bet I'm the dorkiest chick *you* know. I read a lot...like, a LOT. Like 3 novels a week. I'm a painter. I do concept art for independent films in LA. Sometimes. Like, when it's convenient for them.
I like to watch other people play video games. Preferably while I drink beer. Wait, that might make me the coolest chick you know, too. Right on.
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Hi Jessa!

Hey there, beepbeep.

How are you?

100% pure organic rock candy sugar yellow squash.

why yellow squash?

...it's just something I like.
Sun, January 6, 2008 - 10:47 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
I have to be in the TL by 3pm. If I take public transportation it'll take 2 hours. If someone gives me a ride, it'll take like, 15 minutes.

Isn't anyone at the Cow Palace today just dying to save my poor pedestrian ass?
Sun, November 11, 2007 - 11:19 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
1. Admiral Edward Russell's 17th-Century throwdown

Think you can drink like a sailor? Maybe you should take a moment to reflect on what that truly means.

The record for history's largest cocktail belongs to British Lord Admiral Edward Russell. In 1694, he threw an officer's party that employed a garden's fountain as the punch bowl.

The concoction? A mixture that included 250 gallons of brandy, 125 gallons of Malaga wine, 1,400 pounds of sugar, 2,500 lemons, 20 gallons of lime juice,... read more
Fri, October 26, 2007 - 3:53 PM permalink - 7 comments
 
....well, everything's funny when you've been working for 13 hours straight. But this, I think, would be The Funny (TM) in either state...please note that all internal commentary will be notated within brackets. You know. The square thingies.

Dear sir/madam.

Me and my 2 friends will come to SF as a student. [As one student? How droll.] We are looking for hotel/dormitory. I saw you web site and I wanted to take more information about your dorm rooms in city center. [OK...readygo] There i... read more
Fri, October 12, 2007 - 3:51 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
So...we tragically had to ask Maskman (see previous entry) to vacate the premises. He's been providing us with much entertainment for the last week or so, but his creepy homemade surgical mask and disturbing breach of contact with reality has proven too much for his poor roommates.

According to Mike (the new Tobyn), there were almost tears as we regaled the laundrylist of complaints that had been filed against him by his previous roommates:

"he keeps the window open all the time and wh... read more
Tue, October 9, 2007 - 9:27 PM permalink - 9 comments
 
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