....well, everything's funny when you've been working for 13 hours straight. But this, I think, would be The Funny (TM) in either state...please note that all internal commentary will be notated within brackets. You know. The square thingies.

Dear sir/madam.

Me and my 2 friends will come to SF as a student. [As one student? How droll.] We are looking for hotel/dormitory. I saw you web site and I wanted to take more information about your dorm rooms in city center. [OK...readygo] There is [internal grammarwhore is cringing] 2 weeks between me and my friends to arrive to SF, but we want to stay at the same room. they will arrive on 21th [see? The Funny (TM)] of oct. and mine is 7th of dec. [that's WAY more than 2 weeks by my count. Despite my not knowing exactly when the 21th lands on the calendar] Do you have available room? Also how much cost for a month or for a week per person with taxes? Also do you have any sale for us? [yes. we sell you all as one person. Oops - student. Of course. That's what you wanted, right? Then you get one towel, one bed, one breakfast.] You know.. [ wait for it...] We are 3 person at the same time. [yeah, I got that. But only after the 7th of dec, right?]

Regards,
[the Turkish guy on the internet]