Vanessa saved my life when I was being threatened by a grizzly bear. She is in the Guinness World Book of Records under "stongest human eyelashes". She has never once called me collect. When the leper colony of St. Praxiteles needed someone to teach dyslexic kids with leprosy how to read good, Vanessa was there. She can eat 14 creamsicles in a sitting, and knows Kung Fu. All this, but the girl still can't drive a damn car. Go figure.