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This is where I tell you about myself. Since this is the internet and you really don't know me, I could lie my ass off. Not saying I'm going to, but just saying I could if I wanted to. . .

I am a multi-millionaire who enjoys living life on the edge. I often wrestle sharks and aligators in my free time. I have 14 toes and three nipples. I am an all around great guy except for my annoying constant sarcasm. : )