soooooo,
looks like the speakeasy will be host to a sexy sexy little lingerie dance party on friday, march 21st.
(the date is only 80% certain... but i'd say it's pretty freakin likely)


the reasons for this fabulous ghettogether are many, and here are a few of them:

we like to see all our sexy friends in one place, clad in hot finery
we like to DANCE!
we have friends that make awesome music that you should dance to!
we wanna set a sexy precedent for springtime, so that the seaso... read more

ok.. so you may or may not know that group games (card games, board games, monopoly-type games, etc.) usually make me bleed violently from my eyes whenever they are pulled into the light of day in a crowded room (balderdash excepted).
HOWEVER
today boinboing posted a link to this site:

playthisthing.com/gloom-gam...nsequences

which contains a review of a game that i would actually play. now, i'm not asking for this game. in fact, PLEASE don't... read more

ok.
can anyone tell me a great way to get a really good laptop without a huge loss of dough? unfortunately i would like a relatively decent laptop. here's my situation:
i'm working a pretty chill position in a studio where my responsibilities are sporadically intense, but on the average pretty low.
i get to sit for hours on the internet and do whatev. here's where the pain comes. the computer that i have access to is mind-numbingly retarded, and gets easily confused when more tha... read more

ok. so, i work in a recording studio, and that makes no money at all. essentially, i need to make dough on the side in order to work this job.

so, some of my philanthropic friends decided to pay me to drive up north to his place deep in the northern california mountains and pick up a bunch of stuff of the farm, and come back. he can't drive, his license is suspended on multiple counts. so, i being the fabulous (broke) friend that i am, agreed.

well, the cabin is about 2 1/2 hours... read more

ok ok, i never do a damned thing on tribe. i swear, though i'll start one of these days. really!
see? i'm doing it right now, by posting this awesome advertisement for a retarded (as in retarded crunk) party.
here it is:

you know it. your highschool sucked. it probably still does. thank god you're not there anymore.

at the speakeasy, we don't give a isht about your dmaned football team, your fckuing uniforms, or your full-contact remedial ballet team national championship medals,... read more