You know you're horrible at bowling when they give you a prize for *lowest* score at a charity bowling event. Out of all the people there, I did the worst. GO ME! On the bright side, it wasn't too awful considering I'd never bowled before.

Have you ever had cookies that immediately caused a cookie hangover upon being eaten? They had those for charity sale too. The cookies had so much butter that when you took a bite, it was delicious and orgasmic and joyous and the BEST COOKIE YOU HAVE EVE... read more