If it wasn't for this maafuker I don't think a lot of the Hiphop tribes would even exist > respect for that..
He's pimpness is of a high quality > so I gots respect for that too.

Oaight I'm out >
Got intergalactic bakers to see..

Okay okay, it took me a minute but I'm doing it, Avi!!! Avi!! Avi!! YOU made me do it! I swear!! He made me do everything. Even smile. I met the cat and fell in love...so precious he is. When we parted our minds went crazy. Or at least mine did. I though he didn't wanna talk to me no mo' so I said fuck it...but he kept comin' round outta no where...I LOVE YOU MAN!!! yous a pimp! yous a pimp! I said dat chooos a pimp!! You stay Avi...don't ever change or I will beatchya up and you know I can! Nothing but respect fo' you...oh yeah..thanks for makin me join this ...these peeps are coo...

yo mr vice prez! this guy rockin da sheets! haha..

my ass is still chapped from that.....

Avi, Avi, AVi,
what is there to say about Avi, man, one he made me come here. So i figured what the hell, I could drop a testi for him. So here is my Avi Testi-
One time, Avi and I were walkin down the street in Austin right, and we came across this homeless guy named Henry Earl. Now Henry was all fuct up, and he asked us for some nickles cuzz it was S cent Lucy night behind the Yellow Rose.
So Avi, being the nice guy that he is, big heart and all right, pulls out all the change in his pocket. He says to Henry, "I will give you all... .85 cents in my hand and you can get laid 17 times, if you can tell me how many nickle fucks you can get from this change."
Henry says to him " Ok, dumb ass 17, now gimme my money beeeeotch."
Of course, Avi gave him the money.
But Avi was really upset that he lost his money, so he thought of a plan to get back at Henry.
He said that if I dressed up like a hooker and waited behind the Y.Rose, then when Henry came we could sucker him into getting his money back.
Well, I was confused at first, as to why I had to dress like the whore, but he explained it to me, since he is so fuggin smart, that Henry would remember his face, but mot mine.
I was like, "oh, yeah, you are sooo smart."
So I waited, and sure enough, here Came Henry.
Now, Avi was suposed to jump from behind the dumpster, but I caught a glance of him hgoing into the backdoor of the Yellow Rose with these two fine ass Stippers. I froze. I didn't know what to do, So uh, well, I uh, don't really want to get into detail but I got his fuggin money back.