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patrick — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:48:40 GMT

Howdy folks this is Patrick the non profit bus guru from Hades and/or Heaven depending on your purrspective. I would like folks to become members of my primitive yahoo group for buses. There is a lot of bus info there, my own great pics, and I am sure that the more people that join, even if they don't participate, the more people then who will know me and I can move more buses and parts, (and maybe even find love) and then convert the money into nefarious aid projects in Haiti and Mexico with non terrorist organizations opposed to the US invasion of everyone, eventually. The site's name is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gilligandcrown/ and if you would be a member, I would thank you. You don't have to do diddly after that, but I do post some of my funny ramblings now and then, and at times there be scant bus discussion as we instead plot revolution or just whine in general, but hopefully with a lively and informative joie de vivre that will make your toes curl and eliminate stains on contact. Have a good'n Patrick Young Bus King of the Great Southwest

I ache for you

patrick — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:09:07 GMT

Patrick, I couldn't help but notice how hot you are, and I want to be your lover until we both evaporate. Please send me some naked photos of you and your bus, especially the bus. Sincerely J. Edgar "lemme give you a" HOOVER

BUY A BUS (or bus part) FROM ME YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT.. I am helpful, honest and will treat you like family, but actually I hate my family, so that's not a really good idea, but honestly just buy a bus

patrick — Tue, 23 May 2006 17:13:18 GMT

You heard it right, and you heard it here first. I have the best diesel buses on the West Coast, and am the most honest and knowledgeable person you are going to meet about my good solid Crown and Gillig buses. I've owned 60, currently have 24, and have dismantled 14, plus have driven my buses to Central America 7 times. I also have friends that are experts on veggie conversions. So y'say you're dying for a bus, but scared or intimidated? Don't be. Besides having me for advice 7 days a week, I also guarantee my buses unconditionally for the first 30 days. You no likea da bus, you bringa da bus back, I givea you ya money. I also have a huge number of spare parts, and I don't charge ridiculous or exorbitant prices. I don't have to, and I don't want to. I treat everybody like friends and family and hope they will get as much fun out of their bus as I get out of mine Patrick In Fresno Activist and machinery type guy who uses all the money from the bus sales to buy stuff for poor but determined paople in Haiti and the indigenous people in resistance (Zapatistas)Indians in Chiapas, MX CALL ME at (559) 251-3814 or (559) 244-1042 EMAIL: WheelchairBusProject@yahoo.com Website: www.fresnoalliance.com/wheelchairproject --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun, May 21, 2006 - 8:46 AM — permalink - 0 comments - add a comment post an entry edit this post delete this post

A semi true story. Read it and laugh, I hope

patrick — Tue, 23 May 2006 17:05:27 GMT

Editor's note: I am now divorced from said woman. Live and learn. Ouch. Did I mention "ouch"? =========================================================================== Here is something I wrote. I hope you find it funny. It just occurred to me two days ago after my wife and I were talking about some good romance the day before, and I become cognizant of what a lucky guy I was to have a woman in my house who will dress purty for her fellow, me. The rest just sprung up as silliness, one of my most endearing and heartwarming traits, men feel reassured by it, children flock to it, and it is all but irresistible to women. OK here goes. I hope you don't find any part offensive, but if you do, write me back before I send it out to publications. Patrick :-) --Reprinted from NY Times, April 8 2006 "Americans increasingly moving towards In Home Prostitution" Recently, due to stress and rising oil prices, men have increasingly turned to lap dances and prostitutes for relief, and if projections are correct, it appears 2007 will be a boom year for the industry. Yet over 2/3 of all Americans maintain inadequate savings, and often carry debt load at levels nearing negative cash flow. The good news? A researcher in Fresno, California may have found the solution: In home prostitution. Utilizing this revolutionary new method, the husband simply contracts with the wife at the prevailing wage rate for a Rim of Fire, Backward Cowgirl, etc. The wife contracts to put on hot lingerie, spend at least 1 hour studying the Playboy channel, print erotica, or other sanctioned materiale, and then have sex with the husband in a mutually agreed fashion, for an agreed upon time period. The wife would act as an independent contractor, thereby neither social security or employment taxes apply, nor licensing fees. It is 100% legal, proven effective in trials at 3 major universities, and has been written up extensively in both psychology and law enforcement journals. Advantages of in home prostitution 1. With this scenario, all money is reinvested in the family. Closed loop. 2. Safer working conditions for the woman, less likelihood of robbery and assault for the man. 3. Transportation costs are negligible. Both customer and employee can walk to site. 4. For the breadwinner, Greatly reduced risk of STD’s, no possibility of embarrassing stings or unexpected TV appearances, no unwanted pregnancy/paternity issues. 5. Small initial investment; 6 inch heels, garters, large round earrings, etc. are widely available at shopping malls, retail outlets, etc. Another unintended yet pleasant side effect of the use of this technique is that both partners have reported an increase in the frequency, and quality of their sex lives, with enhanced intimate relationships, and elevated levels of self esteem. The Society for In-House Prostitution welcomes your participation in this ground breaking project. Sincerely Patrick Young, Ph.d Project Director Central California Social Research/Innovation Facility Fresno, CA http://www.projsocihp.fresno.ca.gov Research links Site Navigation Contact info ========================

buy a bus from me

patrick — Sun, 21 May 2006 15:46:23 GMT

You heard it right, and you heard it here first. I have the best diesel buses on the West Coast, and am the most honest and knowledgeable person you are going to meet about my good solid Crown and Gillig buses. I've owned 60, currently have 24, and have dismantled 14, plus have driven my buses to Central America 7 times. I also have friends that are experts on veggie conversions. So y'say you're dying for a bus, but scared or intimidated? Don't be. Besides having me for advice 7 days a week, I also guarantee my buses unconditionally for the first 30 days. You no likea da bus, you bringa da bus back, I givea you ya money. I also have a huge number of spare parts, and I don't charge ridiculous or exorbitant prices. I don't have to, and I don't want to. I treat everybody like friends and family and hope they will get as much fun out of their bus as I get out of mine Patrick In Fresno Activist and machinery type guy who uses all the money from the bus sales to buy stuff for poor but determined paople in Haiti and the indigenous people in resistance (Zapatistas)Indians in Chiapas, MX CALL ME at (559) 251-3814 or (559) 244-1042 EMAIL: WheelchairBusProject@yahoo.com Website: http://www.fresnoalliance.com/wheelchairproject ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

George Bush; Dark inept master of terrorism

patrick — Sun, 21 May 2006 15:39:55 GMT

(I just had to say that). Actually the photo is of my Vietnamese wife during her stint with the VC at Khe Sanh, Hue and Dien Bien Phu. She soon escaped and returned to her unit unharmed.