joined on 05/07/06
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Author's Note: Criss Angel is an illusionist who does a show on A&E where he does stuff that, well, you have to see to believe. Stuff like lighting himself on fire, swollowing a set of pins (and then making them come out of his navel). This is for his Loyals, his hardcore fans.
Criss does a trick: 1 shot
Criss freaks out a person to whom he is doing trick for: 2 shots
Person utters the words "Oh my God!": 3 shots
Person says "What the fuck?" or "Holy shit!": 4 shots
If person...
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Mon, August 7, 2006 - 12:03 PM
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Not too long ago, I came across something on the radio. It said that the movie industry did a survey to find out why movie attendance is at an all-time low. I swear to the Gods, I'm not lying about this! And they found that, quite simply, the quality of movies sucked. So I give some advice for the movie industry.
-All movies that did spectacularily bad or spectacularily good in the theatres shall be forbidden from doing a sequel. Especially straight-to-video.
-The movie industry shall ...
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Fri, June 9, 2006 - 10:34 AM
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10. "You into Manson?"
9. (to a guy) "Does your mother know you borrowed her makeup?"
8. (to someone wearing a spiked braclet) "Is that thing sharp?"
7. "Aren't you hot?"
6. "Why do you wear all that black?"
5. (if you're a frat boy) "Wanna do it?"
4. (especially if person is a Christian Goth) "Would you like the address of a church I know of that helps people like you?"
3. "You a Witch?"
2. "Know of good BDSM clubs?"
and the number one thing you should never ask a ...
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Sat, June 3, 2006 - 7:44 AM
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Q: How do you get a Goth out of a tree?
A: You cut the rope!
Q: How many "normals" (non-Goths) does it take to put in a meat grinder for ground beef?
A. I don't know, but it would sure as hell be fun to find out!
A Goth dies and goes to heaven. There, he meets all his rock icons: Janis Joplin, Hendrix...you get the idea. Then one day, he sees Andrew Eldritch sitting on a *huge* throne. "Wow, " he remarks to St. Peter, "I didn't know Andrew Eldritch was dead."
"Oh, no," Pete...
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Thu, June 1, 2006 - 8:35 AM
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I've just come to inform you that my web site, Good Girls Gone Gothic, is currently on its way to being finished. It's a resource for those of us Gothic girls who are tired of being viewed as "kinky", "loose", or drama queens, whose only problem is that they just happen to wear black in an all-color world. Thank you.
-Ariadne
Sun, May 28, 2006 - 12:50 PM
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! Fun With Fundies !,
!!! SON OF A BITCH !!!,
Goth Metal,
Goth/Deathrock Girls,
Gothic Arts and Crafts,
Gothic Lovers,
Gothic Shopping,
Goths,
Siouxsie Homemaker,
The goth aesthetic,
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The Darwin Awards
this site "awards" people who off themselves in incredibly stupid ways, like the guy who tried to rob a gun shop
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Gothic Charm School
Etiquette for the Gothic person
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Amazon
Need I say more? Everything you could possibly need, on one site
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The Urban Dictionary
an online dictonary of slang
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Writhe and Shine
Comic. The adventures of a Goth living in New Orleans, working as dj in a Goth club
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The Cruxshadows
Florida goth band
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Society 1
Frontman Matt Zane used to do porn. Alo known for having a rather decadent show.
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Otep
politically-active hardore
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Lacuna Coil
Italian Goth metal with attractive, yet talented, lead singer. The site is a little frustrating to browse, though.
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Android Lust
Ethreal, fragile music, by a woman named Shikee. And the videos for them are rather bizzare
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