If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!

Evil Ketchup is the darkest, most wicked entity I have ever laid eyes upon. Out west, it once turned an entire town into salt. Just because it had a bad day. Then it poured the salt on several thousand orders of fries, and force-fed all of them to the people of the next town over. It was horrible. That day will live forever in my nightmares.