Thunk
Hey Bob, Nice corner office!
(thunk... thunk...)
Yah Bill, real great, good promotion too!
(thunkthunk ... thunk ... ... thunk)
Betcha can't beat the money. Say Bob, what's that noise?
(thunkthunkthunk)
It's the birds Bill. They don't know there's a building here.
(thunk)
That's terrible Bob, can't anyone do something about it?
(thunk thunk ..... thunk)
Oh we've tried training 'em (thunk) but after the first few lessons (thunk thunk) they don't think so good anymore, and then they forget.
(thunk thunk..... thunk)
Does this go on all day long?
Yes Bill, it does. (thunk - SPLAT - thunk) All... day... long.....
(thunk)
(thunk... thunk...)
Yah Bill, real great, good promotion too!
(thunkthunk ... thunk ... ... thunk)
Betcha can't beat the money. Say Bob, what's that noise?
(thunkthunkthunk)
It's the birds Bill. They don't know there's a building here.
(thunk)
That's terrible Bob, can't anyone do something about it?
(thunk thunk ..... thunk)
Oh we've tried training 'em (thunk) but after the first few lessons (thunk thunk) they don't think so good anymore, and then they forget.
(thunk thunk..... thunk)
Does this go on all day long?
Yes Bill, it does. (thunk - SPLAT - thunk) All... day... long.....
(thunk)
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1 Comment
OMG
ok, sorry.
That's horrible but i know that! I've been in two different buildings in the last 5 years, both of which had shiny windows. I was constantly stepping over bird carcasses or shuffling the dying ones off to the leaves nearby. I tried to petition for the bird decals like these: www.drsfostersmith.com/produc...lay.cfm
But my school was full of cheep assholes, and then the state cut funding by a LOT and so really I could have continued to press the issue while i watched a bunch of my favorite teachers getting axed along with half our programs.. whoo!