I got this from a friend of mine and it so funny I had to share!
Subject: Women's Survival Tips

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything.


2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.


3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of
lime, and a shot of tequila.


4. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a
support group.


5. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've
lost 15 days.


6. When life gets you down - just put on your big
girl panties and deal with it.


7. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this
is just my personality.


8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.
They know me here.


9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it
myself.


10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves
nothing; and makes you walk funny.