Desiree is the perkiest girl on the planet, even in the face of adverse Limey whining, she keeps a brave face and bitch-slaps the nay-sayers into haveing a good time. Also known to spank the larger-egoed squids into submission by riding an older bike faster and smoother than their wildest dreams, she's been known to see many a small-penised male crash right in front of her after thinking 'she's only a girl' and making a stupid pass.
A demon cook, watch out if she breaks out the fondue pan - anything lying around may well be battered and fried - watches, pens, cheese, lard - you name it. But it all tastes good. Thank heaven for exercise bikes...