TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. Are you in a relationship?: Yes
2. Are you happy?: Yes
3. Are you bored?: Yes, work has that effect on me.
4. Are you sad? No
5. Are you Italian?: No
6. Are you German?: No
7. Are you Asian?: No
8. Are you Russian?: No
9. Are you Irish?: YES
10. Are your parents still married?: Yes

TEN FACTS
1. Birth Place: Minnesota
2. Hair Color: brown
3. Height: 5'5"
4. Hair style: Long, Waist length
5. Eye color: Brown
6. Birthday: Sept 26th
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CAT RULES

BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

DOORS:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

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