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TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. Are you in a relationship?: Yes
2. Are you happy?: Yes
3. Are you bored?: Yes, work has that effect on me.
4. Are you sad? No
5. Are you Italian?: No
6. Are you German?: No
7. Are you Asian?: No
8. Are you Russian?: No
9. Are you Irish?: YES
10. Are your parents still married?: Yes

TEN FACTS
1. Birth Place: Minnesota
2. Hair Color: brown
3. Height: 5'5"
4. Hair style: Long, Waist length
5. Eye color: Brown
6. Birthday: Sept 26th
7. Mood: bored
8. Crush's name: Swan
10. Lefty/righty: Righty

Nine THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever been in love?: Yes
2. Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
3. Why did your last relationship fail?: Egad, that was almost 2 decades ago... let's just chalk it up to miscommunications.
4. Have you ever been hurt?: Yes
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart?: I've been told I have
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?: Yes
8. Are you afraid of commitment?: No
9. Have you hugged someone within the past week? Yes


TEN THIS OR THAT?
1. Love or lust?: BOTH!!!
2. Hard liquor or beer?: Beer
3. Cats or dogs?: Cat
4. A few best friends or many regular friends?: a few best friends
5. Television or Internet?: Internet
6. Pepsi or coke?: Pepsi
7. Wild night out or romantic night in?: Romantic Night In, then the wild night.
8. black or white?: Black
9. Night or day?: Night
10. IM or phone?: IM on the phone???

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out?: Yes
3. Done something you regret?: Yes
4. Bungee jumped?: Oh Hell no!
5. Been on a house boat?: Yes
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker?: Yes
7. Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?: Yes
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back?: No
9. Cried because you lost a pet?: Yes
10.Wanted to disappear?: Yes

TEN PREFERENCES
1. Smile or eyes: Eyes
2. Light or dark: Dark
3. Hugs or kisses: I can multitask... both
4. Shorter or taller: Taller
5. Intelligence or attraction: Intellegence
6. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically Spontaneous
7. Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms
8. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
10. Play the guitar or in to sports: Sports

TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made: My Honey
2. Last phone call you received: Orthodontist
3. Last person you hung out with: Slay Belle
4. Last person you hugged: My Honey
5. Last person you kissed: My Honey
6. Last person you IMed: My Honey
7.last txt message you received: Crystal
8.Last person you went to the movies with: Family
9. Last person you missed: CO Posse
10. Last song you heard: Don't remember

Why I love my Cat...

CAT RULES

BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

DOORS:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a
humans bare foot.

HAMPERING:
If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping," otherwise known as "hampering."
Following are the rules for "hampering:"
1) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
2) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book,unless you can lie across the book itself.
3) For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible or at least. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen.
4) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. Humans love to jump.
5) When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING:
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their
coordination skills.

BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.

LITTER BOX:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.

HIDING:
Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.

ONE LAST THOUGHT:
Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often. And don't forget guests!