Female

Redheads are known for their temper, but I think mine balances out nicely with a shy streak that I effectively cover up with bravado. I'm alternately (or simultaneously) cynical and sentimental, adventurous and timid, OCD-lite and lazy. I use words like "olfactory", "bourgeoning" and "mellifluous" in everyday language, but I need a calculator to figure a tip after dinner. My life comes with a soundtrack. Add a high sense of justice and a desire to nurture, and perhaps you begin to get a sense of what a whack job I really am.

For Yehoodites... I'm proud to say that I know the true identity of CATS... no, it isn't Eff.

Many have said upon meeting me that I "dance to the beat of my own drum", which I think is silly because I can't imagine anyone doing otherwise.

Dance, everybody! Dance!