My Online Journal of Stuff

Tribe

Jean Luc — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:40:07 GMT

Anyone else notice that they got rid of the tribe icon that looked like two people yakking?

They call me Freak Magnet

Jean Luc — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:10:01 GMT

Hello! I have saw your profile and I liked it! You look nice and interesting person. I think you are clever man and I#8217;ll have pleasure to communicate with you. I decided to use a chance to get acquainted with you and I hope you#8217;ll answer me. At the beginning I want to say you: ages are not important for me. I think I am attractive woman and try to find man of my dreaming! I suppose main factor of humanity is inside condition of soul man! Also it is his feelings about this life and man#8217;s views on the world his own eyes. I am not old years, I am 27, but I know this life and know what makes man happy. In this moment I don#8217;t know, can I get your answer or not, but you can try to write me? I think, man must use all ways and possibilitys in finding happiness. In my mind, life is so short only to dream and do mistakes. We should act, strive to something. Now I decided to find a man of my dreams, so I have wrote you! I think you#8217;ll understand me and write back to me. Now I want to give you some expressions about me. I want to have a family and I find a man for long serious relationships and may be for marriage! I like children. I have many fascinations. For example: music, reading, movies, nice communication, sport and other things which make our life different and happy. I like beautiful things and clothes but it is not main for me. I am not rich man. Money don#8217;t play a big role in my life. I have few friends. They are people which will be with me for all my life and we#8217;ll help each other ever. But I also know many people who only communicate with me, but they are not my friends. There is not much friends in our life. I am kind man, but people use it in they mercenary purposes often. I live with my mom and she is very kind woman. We are united and friendly family. Ok now I#8217;ll anxiously wait your answer! Respectfully yours Elena Please write to my e-mail address: lenka-krasa2006@inbox.ru

Another one

Jean Luc — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:09:23 GMT

hey...i just noticed ur profile.. i might be visitin friends where ur from... i have more pics on my cam site.. its 'my private cam.us/kandy14' ... im ussually online msg me somtime on there...

No longer gay

Jean Luc — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:06:42 GMT

Hello!!! Message: Hello!!! I looked your structure and you have very strongly liked me. My name is Tatyana and me of 27 years. I search for serious relations, I проcто dream to create the family. I hope that you have become interested in me and you to me write the letter. I very strongly want to have with you communication. I allow to you my electronic address: tatya---@mail.ru I with impatience shall wait from you for your answer. Tatyana.

August 2nd....

Jean Luc — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:30:59 GMT

is National Jamcracker Awareness Day!!! So grab a friend, or two or five, (not four though, we're not communists!) and start jamcracking! Remember, you don't need any fancy storebought jamcracking equipment, almost anyone can make their own gear using simple household supplies!! Jamcracking is an important part of the religious liberal tradition, so strike a blow against the christian conservatives and JAMCRACK!!!

Once again... FREECYCLE!!!

Jean Luc — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:24:19 GMT

Throwing something out should be a LAST resort! www.freecycle.org Anything non-moldy garbage-y can be freecycled! That crap you keep dragging around from college? FREECYCLE IT! Old cassettes? Lamps? Furniture? FREECYCLE! www.freecycle.org

Whither conservatives?

Jean Luc — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 20:15:42 GMT

cricket....cricket.... http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/05/homeless.vet.ap/index.html

Click fraud...

Jean Luc — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:56:35 GMT

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/05/BUGL6JOQPA1.DTL They're saying 14% of click revenue is bogus? ONLY 14%??? Fess up people, how many of you have ever clicked on a web ad?

Naked pictures of me on the internet...

Jean Luc — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:39:28 GMT

Suckers!

My birthday cake

Jean Luc — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 18:03:46 GMT

Just kidding, although secretly...

Science!

Jean Luc — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 16:43:25 GMT

If anyone is interested in science, please join my lonely tribe, real science.

WHAT???? THEY LET TOM DELAY OFF???????

Jean Luc — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:39:19 GMT

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Turkey-Pardon.html?hp

Oh Mother Nature...

Jean Luc — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:40:41 GMT

Please strike bush dead. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/11/16/white.phosphorous.ap/index.html

YAY

Jean Luc — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:51:38 GMT

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/09/evolution.showdown.ap/index.html

Aghast. Horror. Disgust. Embarassment. Anti-patriotism.

Jean Luc — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:07:31 GMT

If this is true, it absolutely confirms the validity of my contempt for anyone who voted for bush or the republicans. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article325560.ece

The torturing of Jessica P. Part II

Jean Luc — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 16:21:11 GMT

I unleash my best weapon. (No not that one). Remote controlled Fart Machine. Hidden behind her trashcan. Three settings. "Bunny", "Refried Bean" and "Juicy".

The Torturing of Jessica P.

Jean Luc — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 20:28:05 GMT

Day 1: I sneak up behind her at work and scare the bejabbers out of her. Day 2: She gives me a wet willy. Day 3: I duct tape her phone to her desk. Day 4: She turns everything on my desk the opposite direction. Not original, but it took a lot of work. Day 5: I place a gummi eye on the receiver of her phone. She gets a phone call, and the gummi eye gives her a little sticky kiss. She looks at the eye, and screams loud enough to get heads peeping over the cubicles (this is at work). What will day 6 bring? I keep my lunch with me and lock my desk when I'm not around.

Yay! Nazi fun!

Jean Luc — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 19:07:49 GMT

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=3 Should I ever become omnipotent, some people WILL know what hit them.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?

Jean Luc — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:37:31 GMT

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/24/business/24onion.html?ex=1145764800&en=da8771b785b26e13&ei=5087&mkt=bizlink1

Freecycle!

Jean Luc — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 16:22:46 GMT

Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle!Freecycle! www.freecycle.org Why? Because you get a cleaner apartment/house/garage. Why? Because your junk won't go into a landfill. Why? Because someone who NEEDS exactly what you've stuffed into your closet will have to buy it from HyperGloboMegaMart

Free Credit Report

Jean Luc — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:27:55 GMT

You are now allowed a free credit report from any of the big credit agencies by law. https://www.annualcreditreport.com/cra/index.jsp Check it out. Good way to check your credit and see who's been looking at your file.

Ha!

Jean Luc — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:48:26 GMT

I love tvgasm.com , hate conservatives Another right wing retard from bush.

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jean Luc — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 16:10:13 GMT

Is your house filled with all sorts of crap you don't use anymore, but don't want to "throw out"? www.freecycle.org Give it to someone who needs it! FREE! Need something? Go and ask for something someone may be looking to get rid of! People come to your place and pick up your obsolete stuff! Stop contributing to landfill and your own clutter, prevent someone from making some company richer. I've given away monitors, computers, posters, clothing, books, furniture, bicycles, toys and more, you can too. Or, if you NEED something like these things, go and check it out! This is a painless and easy way to do something useful instead of complaining about waste!

For J3r3my

Jean Luc — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 13:47:49 GMT

My supertechnology. 1. A pipe that you pump water through with mechanical capillaries that separate and filter impurities and organize them into separate receptacles. i.e., all the bleach in one container, all the xanax in another, gasoline in another, etc. 2. Anti-gravity boats for fast and fun rescues. 3. Replicators (cough) like on (cough) star trek. 4. A magic love potion. Not useful for Katrina, more for, shall we say, a personal issue. Here, want some lemonade?

So very very bored

Jean Luc — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 20:44:28 GMT

Went through the entire internet. Looked at pictures of J3r3my AGAIN. Read .suz blog. Dusted cell phone battery. Cleaned out mouse. Watered plants. Made collage of pikachu pictures. Walked around office. Daydreamed about supertechnology I could invent to help New Orleans. Daydreamed about supertechnology I could invent to smack the hell out of George Bush and then disappear, slowly driving him gibberingly insane.