Summer Classes For Men At THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 29th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES
WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
MClass 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,
Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks - meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Maxine...

Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

~Shared by Jim E., WA State

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 29th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor,
Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Rememberin g Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

~ Garden Surprise ~

Okay I have been use to my dear messagers crows with there
surprises......

.....'' But what is that in my plants ???? ''........

....'' Its becoming some sort of park in my backyard !!!!! ''........

'' Crow's Gift ''

After my hours of bike riding this cool, rainy and windy morning I rode my way
back home and entered thru the path of my backyard.

Something caught my attention while I was looking at the garden,
I thought it was another weed I had forgotten....

...'' No Weed ''....

It was a......'' Gift from my Crows ''......such good -news to share....

'' Mother Nature takes its course with the help of my Crow friends ! ''

........'' Again a Radish !!!! ''.....

....Thank you my favorite Crow messager friends....

Garden Cleaning

I was clearing up some of the unwanted weeds
from the back garden, I pull this one out.

Seeds that I feed the crow's last winter got me
me by surprised.

.....I was amazed.....

Mother Nature Cries

Mother Nature rising from the earth
sobbing deeply from what she sees.
The way that man has treated the
gifts she bestowed with the help
of the spirits.

The spirit bird clinging to her
just as upset as she.
The Seagull screeching out the
horrors that mankind has done.
Natural food for animal kingdom
and man being polluted with what is
called progress.

Few areas have the real beauty of the
old days when all was running free
with the wind. No fences then,
No tall buildings that spew smoke
and poisons of mans making. Water
was fresh clean and sweet not
scummy with oil and dumping's
of man. All of this is
called progress.

A few see what is happening and
are trying to turn back time to
a day when man listened and was
careful of what he used and how.
Trying to stop progress in some
areas and keep lands preserved
in natural state restore animals
that have been lost or almost lost

None of this is easy as few must
fight the greed of man who is
after progress claiming that
is best for man.

If it was best we would still
have open fields and animals
running free not fearing for
their lives. Air would be
clean and sweet as would the
streams, lakes, rivers all
bodies of water full of healthy
sea life to feed animals as man
as needed not for sport.

Let each of us do a little bit
to preserve and give Mother
Nature hope and a chance of
life to future generations.
Think of what your grandchildren
will never see or be if things
don't get changed and we start
protecting what remains.

precious39 aka Deanna�

www.deannanmarjan.com/deanna/...ure.html

The Tree Of Liberty

This Cartoon shows , with the devil tempting John Bull. Round a bare and decayed oak tree is twined a serpent with the head of Fox; he holds a damaged apple inscribed "reform" to John Bull, who is fat and his pockets bulge with golden apples. The trunk of the tree is "opposition"; its roots are: envy, ambition, disappointment. Each rotten apple has an inscription: democracy, treason, slavery, etc. In the background is an oak in full leaf: its trunk is "Justice", the roots Commons, King, Lords, the branches Laws and Religion. From it hangs a crown surrounded by apples, some inscribed Freedom, Happiness, Security.

The image was created in London by H. Humphrey, on May 23rd, 1798.
John Bull Temptation Cartoon
[More John Bull Resources]
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......Strange World......

Yes I am at my Internet addiction.

My lady friend sitting next to me is my Internet friend I met.

It was a short afternoon visit and coffee chat.

Fun to have met each other.

Internet doesn't recognize distance...only humans do.....

How does one live this Internet as a virtual realty.

Its an amazing meeting.

....Back to my addition....LOL

Sometimes Its Too Much.....

I should find another method.

I can't live without Internet.

I crave for it like chocolate.

This happens at midnight.

Oh, its a mess especially when I have friends over.

Friends kids come to Internet here too.
We're addicted.....I think.....

Heart 2 Hand

.....My results at the Cardiologist is....

...My heart and functions is in perfect condition, no stress related nothing.....
No diabetic problems, No cholesterol. I am not in any danger zone for
a warning. Just perfect !

What I have is my Bloodpressure is too high and my vision is bothered by it too.
My eyesight is blurry to concentrate to focus and my vision is difficult, I have also headaches.
According to the Cardiologist the Bloodpressure does this.

After the 6 weeks have past taking the new medicine and my vision stays the same
my Cardiologist will send me to an Eye Doctor at the University Hospital.

The new medicine Cardiologist prescribed me takes 6 weeks to make affect.

Before the end of August I'll have a phone call from my Cardiologist at my home phone
to ask me how I feel.

A few weeks before the call I am to make a visit to my MD assistance to
have my Bloodpressure taken.

I may ride my bike but at a moderate speed, slowly building up my energy.

I have been restricted at the type of weather condition...not to ride on summer hot days,
not to ride on days that are windy , stormy or cold days. It goes for the same as
the winter arrives.

Cardiologist doesn't want me to overwork a sweat. The same for walking outdoors ....

Cardiologist asked me why am I overweight I said this developed because of my
sitting job at the Foundation, I was always active, its just the job I choose.

His words were I shouldn't have overworked to let my Bloodpressure get so high....

'' People that are motivated thrive on a fire for perfection''..

..especially at any responsible work that fires up the heart ...

..overworking overcomes us.....


.....Cardiologist said keep up the good work...


The Cardiologist congradulated me of not having any heart related diseases....

I shedded tears of joy when I left the University hospital.....so happy I am !!!!!

I have lived on the fast lane and had a Near Death Experience,
there were so often many warnings......

.....Should I hadn't the medical hulp I would have died at 47 years......

Now I am kept alive threw medicine ... I've been able to live again.

....Life has Blessed me along journey......

Shells Caught My Eye

I was shopping sometime back I went to a store that had unusual items on
the shelf.

The shop was selling odds & ends and the bag of shells caught my eye.

Now I am not always in a creative mood, but the shells I felt I wanted to buy them.

Crazy thing is I am very excited about my purchase.

I bought 9 kilos of them.

The good thing is they haven't been dipped in bleach or dipped in a color substance
besides there own natural color.

Anybody have an idea what you could create with them.