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OH! MY GOD! I FORGOT TO FUCK!!!!!!!

   Fri, May 16, 2008 - 11:52 PM
I was telling someone about my wake, and, he asked what my last wish was.
"Huh?", I asked.

He said "Don't you get one last wish before you die?"

Then, it hit me!

"OH, MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I FORGOT TO FUCK!!!!!!!"

Ok, we gotta do it over.



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Sat, May 17, 2008 - 8:07 AM
we could do it annually. make it an event to die for.

mmmm, necrophi-licious .
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 9:02 AM
Hey lord, don't you remember the time that we were napping in the Stiva tent? Don't you remember what happened???

hahahahaha!!
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 9:27 AM
Don't worry
I fucked everyone for you!
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 7:33 PM
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i dry humped about 50 twenty yr olds last night. does that count?? I FUCKIN L*O*V*E* YOOUU!!!!!
1,2,3...START FUCKING!!!!