I just wrote Lord to tell him I adore him but you know... I want to tell EVeryBody I adore him! He has been this guru of inspiration for me.. I am not sure where the hell he came from or how he became this icon in my life but there he is, in all his glowing glory!! I get all giddy when I see him.. kinda wanna tackle him on the spot but do my best to hold back.. he might just kick my ass if I take him down. Lord radiates more than bacon and booze but an amazing sense of confidence and sustainability in this fucked up beautiful world. His laughter is contagious and bellowing like a roar of a lion. I am truly blessed to have met him in my humble lifetime and to be able to hug him and tell him how wonderful he is.
Lord, you have rocked my world in so many amazing ways that you are unaware of. YOU are an honor my friend.
Rock out with your cock out as only you can!
MUah!

I love the Lord of Huckleberry's. Word of warning: watch out pretty straight boys. All you have to do is look in his eyes and you shall fall in love. i am not even a pretty straight boy and I did! Lord has so much power!!

LORD....fuck bacon!!
Come back to Portland....NOW!!!

Lord, I miss you. Please come to my house on Saturday for the BaconFest. I would be so blessed to have your arms around me like in that picture you have on tribe right now.

Lord, you are a rainbow warrior shaman. Your love is so great that to be anything but real in your presence is devastating. Thank you for seeing us so clearly and not accepting anything less than who we truly are. I love you dear one!