The Greatest Adventure on Earth!!

There will always be evil in the world of hypnotized humanity. Even amongst humans who believe they are free for they fail to see that their beliefs are what block them from truly seeing the grand reality of what they really are.

Generation after generation of hypnotized human beings who teach every successive generation that freedom and success depend on worshipping some form of god or in thinking a certain way, teaching them that their greatest power is within their own minds or treating others as they would wish to be treated or the ten commandments or any other lofty sounding script.

But the real truth is so much better than that. Infinitely and exponentially better. And it is closer than your own breath. Closer than something you can learn. The real truth is beyond the mind, is undefineable and expresses everywhere and every when. It is not within you so much as you are within it.

The greatest adventure on earth is in finally discovering who you really are. Beond beliefs and past and future, beyond your actions and skills and personality. Beyond names and identities, beyond emotions and fears and anticipations. Yet the everpresent YOU has always been here, has always been awake, enlightened, ascended or any other lofty description you can attach.

The greatest adventure lies in ending our own self hypnosis through self discovery, by discovering that pain and fear and hope and manifesting and all the other things that keep us bounding like a wild pendulum are actions of our false self.

If you should find yourself in a place where you find there is nothing else that you can believe in and trust. Rejoice then for now better than any time you can stop trying to hold on to beliefs which change constantly, you can stop listening to your hopes and your fears and. You can let go of everything. Everything.

And discover your most amazing secret.

It is not for me to guide you, I can only assure you that it is true. There have been others among hypnotized humanity who had finally gotten so tired of the game and set out to discover their own true self. They too can only give us hints and tell us about the path. They can be very helpful but dont you believe ANYTHING.

Dont believe anything unless you test it for yourself first. Let go of lofty sounding spiritual axioms and words. Religions speak of this truth but without knowing ourselves, the words are only that....words.

Self discovery is as simple as it sounds. Rely not on great sounding spiritual messages or channellings or books but discover yourself through self observation. Without opinion or self condemnation, wherever you are right now.

Look.
Discover.
Notice that intrugueing property that you can be thinking about something
And you can also be AWARE that you are thinking about something.
There is your point of perspective.
Without condemnation, without opinion--merely discover what is true and has always been true.

Then and only then will you understand that the ten commandments are not commandments but the only way to live. For a self knowing individual would never "break" any of them, even accidentally.
You will truly understand the phrase "take no thought for tomorrow"
You will have the only thing that you will ever need, the only thing you came here for.

You will never need to find love or be loving because you ARE love.
You will never need to manifest abundance because you will BE abundance.
You will never need to seek freedom for you will be free and can never lose that freedom.

This Truth is stronger than fear and war and New World Order and hypnotized humans.

If these words feel right it is because they reflect a truth that is already within yourself. And it is.
Start now. Wherever you are.

Start now.

Dumbest Things Ever Said in a Courtroom

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

What happened then?
He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Were you alone or by yourself?

What is the meaning of sperm being present?
It indicates intercourse.
Male sperm?
That is the only kind I know.

Can you describe the individual?
He was about medium height and had a beard.
Was this a male or female?

How long have you been a French Canadian?

How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Mr. Clark, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
I went to Europe, sir.
And did you take your new wife?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
That's me.
Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
By death.
And by whose death was it terminated?

Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
I'll be three months on November 8.
Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
Yes.
What were you doing at that time?

Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
I used to be.
How many times have you committed suicide?

So you were gone until you returned?
She had three children, right?
Yes.
How many were boys?
None.
Were there girls?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
Yes.
And these stairs, did they go up also?

Lawyer: What device do you have in your laboratory to test alcohol content?
I have a dual column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard 5710A with flame ionization detectors.
Judge: Can you get that on mag wheels?
Only on the floor models.

Have you lived in this town all your life?
Not yet.

All you responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
Oral.

Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Yes, I have been since early childhood.

Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Brown?
It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
And Mr. Brown was dead at the time, is that correct?
No. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

Happy UNbirthday!

I have always enjoyed practicing random acts of kindness.
Doing something good for someone without expecting anything in return.

So for quite awhile it was random Acts of Kindness--pass-it-on cards attached to a $5 bill, left anonymously somewhere.
At Christmas it was CD case calendars which cost only pennies to make and were enormously fun to make and share with total strangers.

And I have been looking for something new, another way to play the game.
So here it is.

I have been enjoying card making--which also has been really inexpensive. A bit of embroidery thread, a few scraps of brightly colored paper, some love and attention to assemble and a place to put loving and happy thoughts.

And as any card maker knows, unless you have an enormous family or circle of friends, you run out of people and occasions to give them greeting cards. So here I have a whole shoe box full of bits and bobs, a cupboard full of papers, card stock etc and all my greeting cards to date have been lovingly assembled and delivered. Yet the urge to make cards is still strong.

So, a little thought flew by and said "why not connect the two?"

Brilliant!
Beautiful!
Yes, I'd love to!

So I have been happily making Happy Unbirthday cards
With a short message about how I dont know you and it's probably not your birthday but I want you to have this anyway and I hope you have an enormously incredibly outrageously wonderful day.


I also like to include a copy of We Are The New Civilization by Flemming Funch on the left side of the card.

What a hoot! One for the first person I see in the mall, one for someone I meet walking down the street, for the lady at the grocery store counter. The looks on their faces, the love. It's best when I can do it anonymously. Oh yes, I sign my name. I am just saying that people feel better about such a gift if they arent immediately put in the situation of wondering what this crazy lady wants from them by giving them this. And wondering how to respond.

So if you havent gotten one of my Happy UNbirthday cards, just allow me to wish you a very Happy Unbirthday! And hope that you have an amazingly fantastically scrump-dillyiscious day!

_________________
We are the New Civilization

We are here.
We are waking up now, out of the past, to dream a bigger dream.
We are friends and equals, we are diverse and unique, and we're united
for something bigger than our differences.
We believe in freedom and cooperation, abundance and harmony.
We are a culture emerging, a renaissance of the essence of humanity.
We find our own guidance, and we discern our own truth.
We go in many directions, and yet we refuse to disperse.
We have many names, we speak many languages.
We are local, we are global.
We are in all regions of the world, we're everywhere in the air.
We are universe being aware of itself, we are the wave of evolution.
We are in every child's eyes, we face the unknown with wonder and
excitement.
We are messengers from the future, living in the present.
We come from silence, and we speak our truth.
We cannot be quieted, because our voice is within everyone.
We have no enemies, no boundaries can hold us.
We respect the cycles and expressions of nature, because we are nature.
We don't play to win, we play to live and learn.
We act out of inspiration, love and integrity.
We explore, we discover, we feel, and we laugh.
We are building a world that works for everyone.
We endeavor to live our lives to their fullest potential.
We are independent, self-sufficient and responsible.
We relate to each other in peace, with compassion and respect, we unite
in community.
We celebrate the wholeness within and around us all.
We dance to the rhythm of creation.
We weave the threads of the new times.
We are the new civilization.
---Flemming Funch

Through hell to Paradise

Through Hell To Paradise
You cannot learn the Self. You cannot learn consciousness. You cannot learn love. You cannot learn trust. But you can learn how you deny all of that.

For this denial, there are techniques and strategies. There is either indulgence or repression, and with both there is an avoidance of simply experiencing the power and the immensity of the moment.

There is a power, a force, that when it is experienced is then a force of light. It is a force of love, of consciousness, meeting itself here, deeper than ever before experienced. If it is denied or repressed, it is just the same old habit.

When it is indulged, it is just the same old violence. We are speaking of a certain kind of addiction, the addiction to a pattern.

With addiction there has to come a point when you see that the desire is out of your control. Maybe the addiction is physiological.

Maybe it has been practiced for so long that it has its own groove. But what is in your control, absolutely, is the willingness to not move when the desire appears. The willingness neither to indulge nor repress but to not move in the fire of this impulse of thousands of years
.
Then you know the beauty of this fire. You know that in this moment, there is actually a willingness to die. Because the addiction to mind or to habits can be so strong that there is the sense if you don't feed the addiction, you will die.

Eventually, through the maturity of the soul, there is a willingness to say, "Okay, if I die I will die. But I am not going to follow this demon down this road again."

This, too, is the mind, but it is the mind in service to what was betrayed. Vigilance was betrayed, and the mind humbled by this.

It feels like a descent into hell because with any addiction, the impulse is strong to get rid of the craving, to get rid of the fire. How? How? How? There are millions of ways how, but to not get rid of it, to not go numb with it, to let it burn—this is the fire.

Everyone has to experience this—Oh my god, I am dying. Okay, so I am dying. I surrender. I surrender—and there is peace, there is freedom. You recognize what has never left.

You recognize what is always here. In that moment, there is a break in the habit pattern. The habit may reappear, but there is something bigger than it, so it does not have the same hold on you. Do you follow this?

I want you to recognize that there are many moments before the acting out. There are many choices. They happen very fast.

But if you will slow them down in your mind, just slow the film of this movie down, you will see where the choices were made.

Justification can arise, and a kind of thrill from the adrenaline and the power that comes with justification. There can be quick excuse making, such as, "Well, so-and-so did it," or, "It doesn't matter," or, "We're all one, it is all the Self," but this is all thought.

It is all the sirens saying, Come, come back, back into where you were all-powerful, where you were in control, where you were God, where you got to say what happens. Don't follow any of it. DON'T MOVE. And an exquisite experience is revealed that can never be taken from you.

And the thoughts and desires still keep coming back.

Yes, good! This means that there is something still unseen, which is even more deeply humbling for the mind. Because all we are speaking of is the humbling of the mind. This is what the fire is.

It is the resistance, the friction of the mind constantly seeking control of a particular situation. The refusal to follow the mind creates the fire, the burning, and if it comes back, well good! Then there must be more here to see.

But there is a lot of suffering at that moment. Yes, but it is conscious suffering. This is very different from attempting to delay suffering.

This is very different from following, indulging, or discharging suffering. Then suffering is spread out over time, and the suffering of the misidentification continues.

To get to paradise there has to be a descent into the hell created by the mind so that you recognize you are more than that. It can be a scary descent.

There is the tendency to think, No, no, I don't have to do that. It is all Self. It doesn't matter. It is all just a movie. Well that is great if it is true, but if it is just another strategy, or a covering, then the habit patterns continue. If it is all Self, then what have you got to lose?

When you discover that in the midst of hell, here is God, radiant, then hell itself is liberated. Your demons, the hungry ghosts that have been haunting you and waking you up at four in the morning, get liberated.

Self-criticism, self-hatred, and self-torture are liberated. The Self is not liberated. It was never bound. What gets liberated are the demons of your mind, as well as the gods of your mind. Set them all free. You are sick of them.

You are sick of playing with them and being played by them. The way to set them free is to be willing to not play the game.

This willingness takes enormous resolve. Resolve is a little different from vigilance. Resolve comes after vigilance has been betrayed, after re-identification has set in.

It is the mind's resolve to recognize the hell that has once again been created and to be here, to burn here, and in that burning, there is naturally redemption. No one is needed to come and redeem you. Redemption happens naturally.

You recognize that it is all a movie, God's movie, a huge movie, and it has corner, and surprises and slopes that are undreamed of, unheard of, that even our greatest movie makers and playwrights have never touched. It is your life.

If consciousness is playing this movie, why is consciousness making me go through this suffering?

Why not? In every movie there is someone suffering. Would you really be interested in a story if there was no suffering?

The resolution occurs when there is suffering. Suffering and the resistance to suffering are one and the same. Isn't this what the Buddha said, "Life is suffering, and there is a way out"? The way out is in. Meet the suffering directly, consciously. Christ said, "If you know how to suffer, you do not suffer."

If you will recognize how it is you suffer, you will not suffer. But this must be recognized. Questioning "why" is an avoidance of knowing "how" it is that the suffering continues.

Right here, in this universe, patterns of war still appear, and war is what we are talking about, right? Even though you have tasted peace, even though this universe has tasted peace on earth, how is it that conflict still has its way?

This is true of every mindstream, especially in humans. War is inbred, and it has gone unmet. Now war is being made on war, and the child of that is more war. So meet that war within yourself consciously, awake, refusing to budge.

In meeting war, you will find peace. If you have tasted it, then you know it is so. If you have not tasted it, it may seem impossible, but taste it anyway and see. Just take one moment in the midst of one attacking pattern and don't budge.

Beneath the behavior is the energy of an emotion, and that emotion is fueled by some thought of protection from being wounded or hurt or not being seen.

In the willingness to experience that wounded or hurt or not being seen, to really be wounded, really be hurt, really not be seen, then it is no big deal. Then the wound is nothing, the hurt is nothing, and you realize that you will never be seen. You are the Self. You cannot be seen. You are not an object. Do you understand?

It is very courageous to ask for help, but what is often neglected is to first check and see if help is already here. You have asked for help.

The next thing is to see, is help here? In this moment of the need for resolve, help is here. It is here! There is a hand outreached to all you. The greatest and highest teachers from the past are alive in you. They don't die. They are your own heart. They are the Self, as are You.

A hand is being offered you throughout time. It is always there for you. I promise you this. You will see.

Illusion? Or real?

If your brain works.. this will be neat !
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.

However if you stare at the black ' + ' in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, concentrate on the black ' + ' in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don' t disappear. This shoul d be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

More Giggles

Problems & Solutions

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense
of humour.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints/problems, generally
known as squawks, recently submitted by QANTAS Pilots to maintenance engineers.
After attending to the squawks, maintenance crews are required to
log the details of the action taken to solve the pilots' squawks.

(P - The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S - The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P - Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S - Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P - Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S - Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P - No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S - No. 2 propeller seepage normal - Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers
lack normal seepage.

P - Something loose in cockpit.
S - Something tightened in cockpit.

P - Dead bugs on windshield.
S - Live bugs on backorder.

P - Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S - Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P - Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
S - Evidence removed.

P - DME volume unbelievably loud.
S - Volume set to more believable level.

P - Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S - That's what they are there for!

P - IFF inoperative.
S - IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P - Suspected crack in windscreen.
S - Suspect you're right.
P - Number 3 engine missing.
S - Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P - Aircraft handles funny.
S - Aircraft warned to "Straighten up, Fly Right, and Be Serious."

P - Target radar hums.
S - Reprogrammed target radar with words.

P - Mouse in cockpit.
S - Cat installed

The Best Way to Keep a Secret

"Huna" means "The Secret"
by Serge Kahili King


There really is a secret process that allows you to achieve just as much health, wealth, happiness, and success as you can ever desire. The funny thing is, it's never been a secret.

As some people discovered an unimaginably long time ago, the best way to keep a secret is to tell everyone about it, over and over and over again in many different ways until they stop paying attention and forget about it. Then someone "rediscovers" the secret and everyone gets excited about it until it's old news and it gets forgotten again.

Possibly the oldest form of the secret process is found in Huna, a name of convenience given to the very ancient esoteric knowledge of Polynesia. As a word in Hawaiian, ka huna actually means "the secret." Interestingly, this particular word has the connotation of something hard to see, not something intended to be kept hidden. The process itself is described in the Hawaiian proverb, Makia ke ali'i, ehuehu ka ukali (literally, concentration is the chief, energy is the follower), which I first translated in my 1985 book, Mastering Your Hidden Self, as "Energy flows where attention goes."


In other words, to achieve all your desires, keep your focus on what you want, and not on what you don't want, a version of the secret expressed frequently in the Seth Books by Jane Roberts. Other versions of the secret process can be found in the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, in Buddhist and Taoist writings, in Yoga sutras and Sufi poetry, and of course in the works of more modern writers such as Wattles, Hill, Emerson, Holmes, and many others. One nice thing about the Hawaiian version of the secret is that it includes specific instructions for putting it into practice. These instructions can be found in the roots of a little-understood Hawaiian word, haipule.


The Pukui-Elbert Hawaiian Dictionary defines haipule as meaning "religious, devout, pious, reverent, to worship,, to hold prayers or service, to consecrate a heiau, and a church service," but this is obviously a Christianized interpretation of this very Hawaiian word. More likely, it's original meaning as a whole word was based on the word hai (to offer) plus pule (prayer, blessing, spell). That is, haipule is a term relating to a process for making good things happen.


The actual process, according to my Hawaiian uncle, William Kahili, is found in root meanings of the word. More accurately, the roots describe four ways to maintain a positive focus, which is the key ingredient of the secret.


Ha, meaning "life, breath, spirit."
Breathe deeply and get emotionally excited while thinking about what you want, or at least feel as positive and happy as you can. When you lose your focus, breathe deeply to get back into the present and start over.

I, meaning "to speak."
Speak the words that describe what you want, aloud or silently. When you find yourself speaking negative words related to what you want, stop, breathe, and go back to saying what you want instead.

Pu, meaning "to issue forth, to appear like smoke."
This is a poetic description of imagination. Imagine what you want in as much sensory detail as you can. When you find yourself imagining what you don't want, stop, breathe, and imagine what you want again.

Le, a short form of lele meaning, basically, "to move."
Whenever you are thinking or speaking about what you want, assume a positive posture and move in confident ways. When you find yourself feeling depressed, helpless or disillusioned in relation to what you want, stop, take a deep breath, and change your posture or the way you move into a more positive and confident mode.

You don't have to do everything every time you think of what you want, but each method reinforces the other and helps you to maintain your positive expectation.

So that's it. The secret is out. Or, as the ancient Hawaiians would have said,

Giggles

TOMMY COOPER - COMIC GENIUS
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that
he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled
him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know
you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and
heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "It's not
unusual."

13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's
have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then
checks his teeth.

Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?
Because he's cross-eyed? ""No, because he's really heavy"

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go
for it.'

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum
or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the
other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today.
They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search
and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night

Imagination

There's a name for the magic, that transforms lives, connects dots, moves mountains, and orchestrates coincidences that shock and astound... Imagination.

And there's a name for all that stops you in your tracks, stirs fear, spins wheels, and leaves one wondering, "Hey, what's up with that?"... Imagination.

Careful where you point that thing,

Where truth and Freedom Recognizes Itself

My dear and wonderful friends.
I so want to invite you to watch this amazing clip of Gangaji
www.youtube.com/watch