Well yesterday was yet another day of work..ye ha..anyways I come home everyday and cross glisan and huff up to my apartment near 23rd...awesome. Well yesterday the weather was nice and so was the eye candy! Well as most people know when a guys see a pretty girl several things occur in milliseconds.

1rst reaction: cant wait to get ho....ohhh purrdy girl..../begins to gawk for a moment

quickly followed by the caveman reaction...men admit it..this does happen.: Me man..you hot chick..me find big stick and take you to my cave...i can make fire and slay many a spider beast! /resist urge to thump chest and let loose a battlecry...

well i was in the midst of the caveman phase when out of the corner of my eye as i was crossing 22 a jerkoff with a lead foot and apparently late for something came roaring up...by the time it registered in my mind my body had already plotted the course and i did was any natural leaper would do...i leaped...straight up and cocked my legs away from the car...

I really wish someone had a camera cause i tapped the hood and saled OVER the car. Note this car was like a suped up honda...low to the ground...and i was on a hill. well as i was prematurly celebrating my awesome move...when my ass met mr radio antenna. Needless to say it wasnt love at first contact. I felt like my mom had used the wooden spoon with the hole in it on me. You know the type of spoon...

anyways i manage to land and as im grabbing at my tenterized rear the dude bailed out of his car ran up to me and said " holy shit dude im soooo sorry but that was the the coolest fucken thing i have EVER seen in my life."

ME " oh its alright man..but you should know your car and i are on intimate terms apparently..but i dont swing that way so could you let it down nicelike? I dont want to hurt its feelings none."

the guy laughed and made sure i was ok..i was. And so i sent him on his way with a " next time you do that to someone ill tear your fingernails off with bacon tongs" and then i wandered off. Im fine the cars fine...but still...it makes me feel good to know that i still have the reflexes and ability to do crazy stuff like that. Especially adrenaline charged moves....swear it was all adrenaline.

The vision of the Mayan world began about 22,000 years ago and is made up of cycles of time called SUNS or worlds. Each sun/world is 5200 years long. We have passed through 3 sun/worlds and are living at the end of the 4th sun/world. The end of the 4th Sun and beginning of the 5th Sun is Dec. 21, 2012


some say the state of human consciousness will radically change.

now note the following...

actually, if we were to be technical, this is the year 2002.

During 6 AD, the calendar we use today was "reset" to 0. Look it up if you do not believe me.

Therefore, the world was supposed to end December 21 2006, according to our current calendar

We're past that point. o.O

food for thought


So i did further research and came across a post that some dude made...
If you want the Real Answers there are Several and there Are some terrifying truths to them do your research. Heres a couple of interesting things about it.


Many Other Cultures besides The Mayans Predicted the end of an age.

Nostradamus Predicts the SAme day also. So Does The Book of Relevalations. So does The I Ching, and so does The Hopey Native People of North America.

My friends we are at a Change you Can sense it in the world. Everything we know will make a total change.



One of the most interesting things is They Think our 10Th Planet is Returning. Its Larger then the size of Jupiter and is On an Eliptical Orbit with our Solar System. When Ever it comes into the Inner Planets it has huge affects on the planets. With our Planet It will Alter our Gravitational Field around the world.

The Planet is Called Nibiru and its just on the outside of our solar system Right now It will start to Become visible to the naked eye by about 2010. It arrives 2012 december 21st and continues passing on its orbit.

THis is just one of the Few Things. another interesting fact is that Our Sun OUr Planet and the Center of the Milkyway Galaxy line up completely linear at that time also. Scientists think its gonna have a huge impact on us also.
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so after 3 weeks of in depth research...puzzling and fact finding i have a logical and plausable answer to this...persons rather...spritual answer. Im all about letting people have their thought process mind you...but there are some thing that i cant tolerate and thats stupidity.

so i wrote this in response
this is the dumbest thing ever...

first off if you understand how planetary discs form and thus create planets, you would know that if any large body like a planet crossed paths with other planets it would do 1 of 4 things, knock it out of orbit completely and slingshot it into interstellar space, absorb it, or push it into the sun.

also this would have happened long ago, around the time the planets were formed, the size that the orbit of this socalled "10th planet" woul dhave to be so massive that it would have long been lost to another gravitational force, as infulence of the suns gravity only goes out so far, and wouldnt nearly be big enough.

also the crossing of the center of the milky way has happened many many many many times, infact its happened before when humanity was around, and nothing bad happened back then.

quote from the above spiritual poster
"DO your research folks. Don't Be slaves to sceptisism.

If you got an open mind You know Change is Comming. Even if we dont want it too.

I hope this gives you an idea."

and my response


dear god someone get this man a tinfoil hat, STAT!

this is the most vague thing ive ever seen...anyone can say "change is coming!" but that doesn't mean you can see the future...nostrodomas was wrong on almost everything, and very few were actually anywhere near correct.

being right 1% doesn't mean he saw the future.

infact i can say right now, that sometime in the future, humanity is going to be destroyed. but that doesnt make me a prophet of times to come.


got a email from the fellow the other day saying that i should go and kill myself and that im a terrible person for my logic...

could you take in a fight

www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

i apparently can take on 33

www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php

94% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
5% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool.

to be honest the one i posted was when i did the complete dumbass approach. To get the cool rating you have to get all the trivia ones WRONG

so here is my real score

49% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
50% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.

Havnt done this in a while! note the out of 10...1 being bad 10 being great is on the Ian scale...>.> My scale directly involves tapping into the Ianization Cerebrial Centralization core...

not for the faint of heart..had someone try that once and to this day they STILL haven't recovered from the traumatizing moment.


Ironman:

Excellent super hero movie..good comedy...robots...and super powered pace makers! When he flies around you will come to love the rock didy that plays and every time you do something it will play in your head. Spirit knows what im talken about >.>

10/10 imo

The Incredible Hulk

Another winner. Unlike the last hulk movie which was dark...really dark couldnt see what was goin on alot during that movie =( this movie took the cake in sheer cool factor. They revamped and changed the whole story. New actors and a new hulk. More hulk smashing, bashing, and in general being the hulk we all knew and loved. Oh and no weeping girlfriend! score on no more stage 3 clinger! It was action packed from start to finish and if you wish to have a old school comic that meets the big screen a must see imo.

another 10/10

Get Smart

If you dig a semi corny comedy with spies, nifty go go gadget tech, and unrestrained humor this is the movie for you. Mischief and I both gave this a 20/10 on our list of movies as a total must see. If you have co workers whos heads you would like to staple a sheet of paper too..this movie tells you how to do it with style! Awesome movie laughter from start to finish =D.

20/10

My Brother:

There was a dark evening
Not to long a go
That my brother and his beloved whispered.
As I sat across the room from them
I had no idea what their laughter
and shared smiles were about.
But I knew those feelings,
To be in that heavenly place,
Where there was nothing but the two of you.
But here I sit and watch and smile
and wish my brother well.
On that one dark evening
Not long ago.


Loves Light

The day was slowly coming to a close
And all things big and small made ready for sleep.
Closer came the night as they walked across the bridge,
To lover’s hands held in an embrace,
These two were not ready to begin counting sheep,
Their love had no ridge to overcome when night fell.
Their hearts were warmed by each others presence,
Their flame of love brought day to their minds,
Their love was such that there was no other kind.

The lover’s embrace
was a comfort lightening the hearts of those around,
those others who dreamed of such a love,
as these two shared.
Their flame of love warmed those singular others
and all was at peace.

Bright stars shone in the heavens and upon them
Was granted an incredible light.
And all those who saw were uplifted
for the night could not compete with love’s light.

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can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

a few weeks ago i managed to hurt myself in mysleep. My bad knee of all things >< . So i go home for a week or two and when i come back im all on a mission to get a job make some money and whatnot...and what happens? i go out this morning and i trip and fall down not one...but TWO flights of stairs...and rehurted my knee =(

so im gimping around this morning /evil mutter

/end morning rant

i had a dream. In this dream i could fly. At first all i could do was leap off the top of buildings and kinda glide...hit alot of trees >.> anyways finally figured out how to fly. Was great. Well in my dream i told my parents i could fly..they didnt believe me so i took my mother outside and showed her...what does she do, she runs inside climbs on the roof and as i soar up to her...she hits me full in the face with a can of raid. Thats right she hit me with the foam bug killer and knocked me out of the sky...



then i dreamt i was a werewolf and the feds were after me.

was one interesting night...GASP wake up..good god i got hit with bug killer...

wth why do feel like ive been crawling around on all fours..

dont laugh and you win..

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