February 18, 2004I killed Larry with my menacing hotness. This evil man rocks because he worked for NPR, loves dangerous women, and thinks it's cool that I've met Sabu and had The Rock look down my shirt. Some day Larry and I will attend a wrestling event together with a hot babe on each arm (four babes in total, if you're counting) and be the mack daddy pimps of the Squared Circle.
December 23, 2003Wow, I actually got ON the site so I COULD write an Evil Larry testimonial!!!
First off, Larry is blessed. He's never had a password issue or an error message on tribenet. It doesn't seem it could be true, even. But he swears it is. Anyway- Larry always has time for his friends, his daily e-mail, his `zine, etc. That's nice. He even sent a Christmas gift to me!! Thank you Larry. He's probably one of my oldest and only friends actually.
October 15, 2003Today, I will testify with the poetry of haiku
Oh Evil Larry
Fun like a dozen ninja
monkeys lost in space
I'm an admitted nerd king with a sordid and mysterious past. I'm a hopeless romantic who's given up on romance. I am the most forgotten boy. Pro-Carnivore. Pro-Choice. Pro-Wrestling.
Stuff I hate: apathy, people who don't read, people who don't vote, pseudo-hipsters, trendy types, all phonies in general, know-it-alls who know nothing, racists, homophobes. If you just need to add yet another number to your network, don't bother me.
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