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Mary-Kay

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joined on 03/13/07
last updated 07/04/07
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about me
My laugh is really loud and laugh at really offensive things. I try to be true and supportive of friends and loved ones. Honestly I really do love making fun of people and life, so people with a sense of humor is good. I take up a lot of space, not literally but well if you don’t get it than sorry. On the scale of femininity, I don’t really rank on the break-a-nail-cry end. I have been known to wear a dress and make up. I like getting dirty and found that going on a hike is a good way to overcome a hangover.
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Commercial (blog entry) Was having a quite night home alone. Had the TV on for a bit of company and was distracted by a commercial for some cable company. It was set at a dry cleaners and the woman working behind the counter is Asian. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
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blog entry posted Thu, May 31, 2007 - 9:58 PM permalink - 0 comments
Awkward (blog entry) So we finally talked about it today. That whole dating other people thing. It was the first awkward conversation we’ve ever had and that felt strange. We’ve been so smooth and clear, that to have a staggeringly inept conversation like that was ... read more
blog entry posted Mon, May 28, 2007 - 9:59 PM permalink - 1 comment
night of the living dead (blog entry) mothertrucker did it again! seriously my friend did you not get it when i said "do not contact me". that means....

DO NOT CONTACT ME!?!?!?!?!

how clear can i be? do i need to slit your throat and write it in your blood on the sidewalk? as ... read more
blog entry posted Thu, May 17, 2007 - 3:26 PM permalink - 1 comment
Oh god why? (blog entry) I find people (especially women) who wear jeans with no back pockets insufferable. It is almost on par with people with two first names (eg. John David).

You can’t trust them.
blog entry posted Thu, May 17, 2007 - 9:21 AM permalink - 0 comments
Work phones tell wonderful stories (blog entry) So was on the phone with a student today discussing his housing options (very exciting) and I hear something in the background.

It sounded suspiciously like a "MOOOOO". My response was "I'm sorry but was that a cow?" Apparently he was on the r... read more
blog entry posted Wed, May 16, 2007 - 11:34 AM permalink - 0 comments
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Was having a quite night home alone. Had the TV on for a bit of company and was distracted by a commercial for some cable company. It was set at a dry cleaners and the woman working behind the counter is Asian. Coincidence? I don’t think so…

Fucking retarded how blatant that racism was. Drives me crazy
Thu, May 31, 2007 - 9:58 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
So we finally talked about it today. That whole dating other people thing. It was the first awkward conversation we’ve ever had and that felt strange. We’ve been so smooth and clear, that to have a staggeringly inept conversation like that was just odd. I know I’m trying to be adult and open about everything, but I just don’t want to hear about stuff. But then I didn’t tell you about the whole bathroom make out thing. Perhaps I should have, perhaps not, but now you know. I’m pretty sur... read more
Mon, May 28, 2007 - 9:59 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
mothertrucker did it again! seriously my friend did you not get it when i said "do not contact me". that means....

DO NOT CONTACT ME!?!?!?!?!

how clear can i be? do i need to slit your throat and write it in your blood on the sidewalk? as tempting as that sounds, you're not worth that much effort.

just stop, my former friend, just stop.

ps. L-i'm tempted to take you up on that offer
Thu, May 17, 2007 - 3:26 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
I find people (especially women) who wear jeans with no back pockets insufferable. It is almost on par with people with two first names (eg. John David).

You can’t trust them.
Thu, May 17, 2007 - 9:21 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
So was on the phone with a student today discussing his housing options (very exciting) and I hear something in the background.

It sounded suspiciously like a "MOOOOO". My response was "I'm sorry but was that a cow?" Apparently he was on the ranch and needed to call me.

O.K.
Wed, May 16, 2007 - 11:34 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
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My Testimonials

May 22, 2007
mary-kay makes me feel funny. in my PANTS.
April 1, 2007
This woman is my heart and soul. My sister from another world. I love her with all my heart.
March 19, 2007
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