Have you ever had the feeling you are being watched? Yeah, thought so. I get this feeling every time I go shopping....It's like someone KNOWS I am going to spend money on some crap that I probably don't need. My conscience you say? I have none! So it must be some external force tormenting me, getting me to the point that I hold my breath every time I swipe that plastic card through the evil machine. Knowing that this might be the last time I shop, I try to sneak my way up to the register, paying speacial attention to the old lady that keeps eyeing me from the old hag department. Once I reach my destination, I look around for tell tail signs of evil.

Then it happens....

I spot the culprit in the corner of the store, watching my every move. I try to look away, but my eyes are glued to this THING!! It starts to come towards me, with obvious evil in its stride....Closer, closer, and then it is right in front of me! It opens its mouth and says to me in a low, menacing voice: "Maam, you droped this." ........ It turned out to be my list of things that I was going to buy.......Yeah.

Sometimes my imagination runs wild....Could you tell?

Oh, and what about the evil that was lurking you ask? I don't know....I shall find out next time I shop...