Because of recent events I have felt the need to ONCE AGAIN alter my bio. If you don't like my rules, then bugger off. Life's too short for me to care otherwise. Enjoy.

I have 2 very simple to follow and easy to remember rules.

1. Four little words: I HAVE A MAN. Glad we could clear that up.

2. Unless I request to be your friend first the following applies: if I haven't met you in my everyday life or we have nothing at all in common or you have no information on your profile or you ask me to marry/go out with you you will likely NOT BE ADDED TO MY FRIENDS! This is why they're called "friends" and not "random acquaintances I met on the internet and know nothing about."

I can play nice but only if unprovoked. Otherwise: Sit down; have some organic vittles and bevvies; bum a smoke; inhale the presence of the Elders; and contribute to the tribe...if you're useless...you're the first one we eat!