Female

35

i am beyond comfortable in my own skin. i love me, fiercely. here's what i'm up to...

Now Reading: the complete shakespeare, the ground beneath her feet, life of pi

Now Listening to: MoS trance nation, system F

Now Drinking: EVEN MORE black and coke, like it's my job to...

Now Eating: chor, mor and urilakiznga mezukupuratii {that's for my mallu heads} ;)


::: i am vegetarian, the girliest girl EVER, and someone who works out, a lot. i like to drive six-speed trannies at triple-digit speeds for no good reason...smack-spitting aside, i ran out of space for favourite music above, and i have two pet peeves: stupidity and hypocrisy. i was a delta gamma at UCDavis and a bartender at GW. still want to know more about me? peep the first post on my blog for my "list", thanks.

a final bit of fluff; movie characters i am most often compared to:
1) elle woods from "legally blonde"
2) cher from "clueless"
3) mona lisa vito from "my cousin vinnie"

...draw your own conclusions

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i like my men indian, my cars german, my toys japanese, my music british, my liquor french, my fashion italian and my opportunity AMERICAN. I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous...i like triscuit crackers and hate licorice. if you have fat cheeks, come 'ere are you ticklish? :)

90% of the shit you hear about me is a LIE,unless it's positive in which case you should magnify everything you just heard, since most mere mortals cannot do me justice ;). if you don't like me, do yourself the favour of having enough integrity to say whatever it is you are whispering about me to my scowling face. having said that, if you say anything about my faith, my ethnicity, my country, my sorority, my ride, my baby sister VEENA SUSAN, my cousin saji, my godson, the two ex- bfs i still love or my MOM, you will need skin grafts to cover the burns from the acid that will spew out of my vicious, unrelenting, fecund mouth. say anything about my DADDY and i will make dahmer look sane. death will be a fate to good for you, after i choke you with your own intestines. fuck with me and the karmic backhand shall find you; i have noticed this since i was a wee, persecuted little thing.

if you don't "get" me, you are quite probably an idiot. my condolences. may your alleles not make it to a future generation, lest they torture my descendants, as well. if you don't WANT to "get" me, you have a shite sense of humour and you are possibly bitter, jealous or a herb. or all of the above. yes, i REALLY talk like *this*. yes, i really look like THAT. yes, i'm even FUNNER in person. feeling lucky? you may just find all of that out for yourself...

FLOGS:
www.fotolog.net/suitablegirl/
www.fotolog.net/hedonist/
BLOG:
anna.typepad.com/herstory/