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Tara

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joined on 06/12/06
last updated 06/12/06
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My Bio

Gender
Female
Age
41
Location
about me
I love Safeway Select seltzer water (NOT club soda), I loves the ebay because it makes me feel like I win a **prize** when something comes in the mail, I really like going to concerts and good music but I don't have much time for that anymore (last year I saw Kings of Leon, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and THE WIGGLES!). If there is a chicken dance going on somewhere, I am right up there. I like smart, funny people. I like religious icons. I don't like mean teasing, anything stinky and I hate putting gas in my car.
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My Recent Activity

Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra (blog entry) Oooooooh! I am so grumpy today. I REALLY wanted these deluxe Fluevog shoes on ebay:

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll

I waited until the last minute so I co... read more
blog entry posted Mon, December 18, 2006 - 6:38 PM permalink - 0 comments
Vomitorium (blog entry) I feel like a stuffed pig, and yet I still eat. Also I am constipated. I both love/hate eating holidays.

I am excited, privileged rather, to be on the computer right now. We have a 15 year old staying with us (she tried to fuss up my myspace pa... read more
blog entry posted Sun, November 26, 2006 - 2:11 PM permalink - 0 comments
24 Hour Party People (blog entry) Here's a synopsis of 24 hours in my life starting with Tuesday night.

I went to see The Damned at Slim's with my hairdresser whose name is Elizabeth. She was meeting a boy there named David (more later). For those of you who don't know, The D... read more
blog entry posted Sun, November 19, 2006 - 8:32 AM permalink - 0 comments
Pleasure and Pain (blog entry) Does anyone remember orange plastic Hot Wheel tracks? They were so fun to put together and make racetracks with. You could make hills with them over chairs and the Hot Wheels would FLY down them! We also got spanked with the tracks so I have very ... read more
blog entry posted Sat, October 28, 2006 - 7:23 PM permalink - 0 comments
Chester's Big Tail (blog entry) Chester got a glimpse of the dog today (I am keeping the animals quarantined on opposite sides of the house to integrate them slowly) and his eyes nearly popped out of his head and his tail got really big. He's pissed. I swear, I don't know why I ... read more
blog entry posted Thu, October 26, 2006 - 2:26 PM permalink - 1 comment
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My Blog

Oooooooh! I am so grumpy today. I REALLY wanted these deluxe Fluevog shoes on ebay:

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll

I waited until the last minute so I could be sure to win them, but one of those weird computer things happened and when I refreshed it - it froze and wouldn't let me place a bid. It was like one of those dreams where a monster is chasing you but your legs are made out of cast iron and yo... read more
Mon, December 18, 2006 - 6:38 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I feel like a stuffed pig, and yet I still eat. Also I am constipated. I both love/hate eating holidays.

I am excited, privileged rather, to be on the computer right now. We have a 15 year old staying with us (she tried to fuss up my myspace page with backgrounds and sparkly lettering, but I would not have it - I like the PIL generic look). Also, my husband has been home for a week and he is still obsessing over bass guitar CRAP so he wants to look stuff up on the computer all day.

I h... read more
Sun, November 26, 2006 - 2:11 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Here's a synopsis of 24 hours in my life starting with Tuesday night.

I went to see The Damned at Slim's with my hairdresser whose name is Elizabeth. She was meeting a boy there named David (more later). For those of you who don't know, The Damned was a big punk band in the 80's. They sang "Smash it Up" and "Alone Again Or" etc. It was an entertaining show but very loungy as they are now all older. Elizabeth kept saying that they were "dialing it in" (= phony). We both used to hang i... read more
Sun, November 19, 2006 - 8:32 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Does anyone remember orange plastic Hot Wheel tracks? They were so fun to put together and make racetracks with. You could make hills with them over chairs and the Hot Wheels would FLY down them! We also got spanked with the tracks so I have very mixed feelings about them.
Sat, October 28, 2006 - 7:23 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Chester got a glimpse of the dog today (I am keeping the animals quarantined on opposite sides of the house to integrate them slowly) and his eyes nearly popped out of his head and his tail got really big. He's pissed. I swear, I don't know why I added more stress to my life by bringing a dog home. I really don't understand myself sometimes.

Yesterday I was at the park with the dog and the kids, and I was internally all freaked out because the dog hadn't peed in a long time and I thought s... read more
Thu, October 26, 2006 - 2:26 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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My Recommendations

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"Love it!"
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"OH MY GOSH - RICK SPRINGFIELD!!"
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My Testimonials

August 7, 2006
this woman is SO f'n funny
*deadpan riotous*

for example:
I will have to learn some bad ass jump-kicks
to complete my Bruce Lee persona.
Maybe I will practice running and jumping down the hall
while the girls are napping - - I'd like to get them pretty high.

ive only cut her hair 2x
and her company is awesome
v. good peeps

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