my newest internet crush. isn't that the best picture ever? can't you just imagine waking up to that picture on the other pillow? okay i'm just kidding. don't mind me, it's a dopelganger kind of thing.

The thing about Juke is, he's got big pants. You might not think it to look at him, but his pants extend into the fourth dimension of time. That's right, his pants crossed the Alps with Hannibal, were at Waterloo with the French Hussars, and are right now developing sub-orbital ramjet technology in the year 2112.

Nice, ain't it? The world is contained in Juke's pants, and we puny humans merely strive to get into the best pockets.

jukevox =
1 part the finest tequila
1 dashing smile (um, I mean dash of lime)