Raveboywalter is such an ass, period. He gets jealous when all the chicks dig me, as if they can't tell the difference between quality and spackle. When I regain my empire, I'll use him as a bookmark for my bathroom reading. You shall mildew Mr. goatees-are-so-last-millenium...
Zod

I miss my troll!
I miss my martini partner!
I miss the insisive logic!
I miss the cut-throat compassion that only this troll is capable of!

Let's just say, like in that Carpenter's song, the day our hero was born the angels got together for an extra-special effort. If geneticists were to cross a lion, a samurai, a troubador, a French existentialist, a poet, a Canadian, and bacon, they might approximate raveboywalter's likes, but the packaging wouldn't be nearly as attractive. Equally adept at deconstructing a rational argument or a reality television show, able to bake multiple pies with the flick of a whisk, and smoldering with genius, he probably hates the fact that he is also absurdly beautiful (or else he hasn't even noticed). Don't get all tongue-tied and ga-ga around him just cuz he's pretty; he'll politely ignore you.

Raveboy is an amazingly creative and talented guy. He can build anything out of wood and has musical talents as well. Self-effacing, very sensitive, sometimes shy and possessing a wicked sense of sarcasm, he is friendly to people who are real with him. Women (and many guys) I know fantasize about his taut, lean physique. Something about doing their laundry on his washboard abs. Others just want to dress him up like a girl and show him off. Oftentimes quiet and contemplative, he demonstrates the proverb that still waters run deep.

Who else leaves the house just to get their whiny room mate chocolate ice cream? And makes the best pie ever? (MEAT pie!!!!) And can make sure my head doesn't expand infinitely until it starts smushing people on the sidewalk....
Anyone who doesn't find me offensive is an impressive person. Andy is so impressive that sometimes he offends me- by giving me a dose of reality! I like that. And the pies. I really like the pies.

mmmmm, birdee