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Rev. Jarvis Gaske

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joined on 05/10/08
last updated 05/11/08
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I am the Rev. Jarvis Gaske, here preaching to you over the internets.

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Re: Frog wisdom (in Dingleberry Lane refugees and friends) Does yer chickens follow Chairman Mao?

Chairman Mao always knowed when there was popcorns.
discussion post on Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:46 AM
Re: food into biofuel (in Ask Aunt Bea) I ain't putting no San Francisco restaurant grease in my bio diesel gas tank. That's how yew get the AIDS.
discussion post on Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:44 AM
Re: we need a tanker of milk... (in Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies) Well, some parts of the Bible is graphic. I thought yew could handle it, being an adult.

I gotta kiddy Sunday School bible that's gots all the dirty parts censored if yew was offended.

See, the Bible is real. It deal with real stuff, 'caus... read more
discussion post on Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:42 AM
Re: fornicating time (in Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies) Bacon is an all American food.

It is patriotic.

If yew don't like bacon, you is probably an athiest or a Musilman, or a Jew. (if yew is a Jew, contact me. I am interested in talkin' to Jews and convertin' them to Christianity.)

But if y... read more
discussion post on Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:39 AM
Re: Unholy (in TOU Watchdog) If yew keep calling Satan, he will come and fornicate among yew.

This tribe is filled with references to the Evil One and invocation of his name.

Yew people must stop invoking the name of Satan, for he is the Evil One.
discussion post on Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:34 AM
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My Blog

Lessons in the taco revolution.

G.O.D.
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 8:59 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I have seen
the Twisted Trees
in Abilene

the devil was there
he called to me
he called your name
too
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 7:59 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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