Shadow can tear a phonebook in half.

With one hand.

-Gabriel

shadow's testicles are by definition hairless, because hair does not grow on steel.

I am so crazy in love with this man that my heart flutters when I think about him.
He is my... everything.
C.W.T.S.T.R.O.O.L.T.
ARMP

This man is the most incrediable man that I know. He is so much more than I ever could have hoped or asked for in a partner. He makes everyday we are together a holiday. I am thankful for our life together. He is the love of my life.

I am not in awe of many people. But as I helped to erect this structure, this vision brought to rock-solid reality known as Spikes Vampire Bar, right down to the brass fire/stripper poles, I was in awe. And as the desert winds toss lesser structures about like the ill-conceived cardboard forts of children, I stood in the stillness of Spikes, and knew I was in the presence of genius.
But here's the best part. Men who are capable of such feats as this are most often little more than their rigid intellect. Not this man. This is a wild man! A true hybrid of animal passion and divine reason. He takes a little piece of every fire he's ever fought home with him. And, lucky for us, he shares.

Ludo