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Alan

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joined on 10/22/06
last updated 09/19/09
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Study Paints iPhone Users As Porn-Watching Egomaniacs (blog entry) iPhone users find cool gadgets more attractive than college degrees, frequently watch "adult material" on their phones, and have no qualms texting or emailing a break up, reports a new study from Retrevo.

The not-entirely-scientific results com... read more
blog entry posted Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:50 PM permalink - 0 comments
Here's an on-set shot of Carrie Fisher in her iconic "bikini Leia" ...
photo posted 11/05
Israel is now the top exporter of hippopotamussi... hippopotamusses.... hippopotameese...hippos (blog entry) JERUSALEM (AFP) – The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate.

Israel's top safari says it has become the world's top exporter of hippopotamuse... read more
blog entry posted Tue, November 3, 2009 - 8:05 PM permalink - 1 comment
Girl Sells Virginity, Secures Fame And Fortune (blog entry) Natalie Dylan going once, going twice, going three times and - sold! Natalie Dylan, auctioning her virginity at the age of 22 through Dennis Hof’s World Famous Moonlite BunnyRanch, is about to end her controversial auction. Dennis spoke exclusivel... read more
blog entry posted Thu, October 29, 2009 - 9:33 PM permalink - 0 comments
Bra-mask: Chicago researcher invents bra that doubles as face mask (blog entry) To you, that cute pink bra with black lace trim might conjure up thoughts of sexy lingerie. To Dr. Elena Bodnar, it represents a possible lifesaver.

Behold the bra-mask -- a brassiere that in an emergency can be turned into a pair of protective... read more
blog entry posted Thu, October 29, 2009 - 9:23 PM permalink - 1 comment
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Forget about sex ed ( miscellaneous » websites ) Agnes Poirier recommends showing 5-7 year-olds Betty Boop films, in orde... read more
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Barack Obama rickrolls John McCain ( community » politics ) With its joke-killing April Fool's prank, YouTube took all the fun out o... read more
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He ventured forth to bring light to the world ( community » politics ) And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush th... read more
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I'm Voting Republican ( community » politics ) www.imvotingrepublican.com/
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7 Reasons This Is Not A Recession ( services » other ) FROM JEZEBEL.COM: Surely you've heard by now but we'll pat our aching, a... read more
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My Blog

iPhone users find cool gadgets more attractive than college degrees, frequently watch "adult material" on their phones, and have no qualms texting or emailing a break up, reports a new study from Retrevo.

The not-entirely-scientific results come from a study comparing iPhone owners to Blackberry users.

A few of the stats from the survey:

Retrevo asked, "What makes a person most attractive to you?" iPhone owners preferred cool gadgets over a college degree three to one.

One... read more
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:50 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
JERUSALEM (AFP) – The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate.

Israel's top safari says it has become the world's top exporter of hippopotamuses, having successfully sent more than a dozen of the artiodactyls to zoos worldwide in the past few months.

"There is no profit in this export field, but without a doubt we are a unique zoo because zoos in general have only a small number of hippo... read more
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 8:05 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Natalie Dylan going once, going twice, going three times and - sold! Natalie Dylan, auctioning her virginity at the age of 22 through Dennis Hof’s World Famous Moonlite BunnyRanch, is about to end her controversial auction. Dennis spoke exclusively to TheFABlife and let us know that the auction, “will be done in the next few days. We are almost done.”

“I feel good; it’s been over a year,” Natalie exclusively tells TheFABlife of her auction coming to a close. Life for Natalie has been quite... read more
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 9:33 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
To you, that cute pink bra with black lace trim might conjure up thoughts of sexy lingerie. To Dr. Elena Bodnar, it represents a possible lifesaver.

Behold the bra-mask -- a brassiere that in an emergency can be turned into a pair of protective face masks.

Bodnar's invention won the Ig Nobel Prize, given by Annals of Improbable Research magazine for achievements that "first make people laugh and then make them think."

"The brilliance of my idea is that it's very simple," said Bodnar,... read more
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 9:23 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
 
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"Earthlink does not know customer service"
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"Great iPod repair"
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"The 10 bestselling books. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone" closing on "The Book of Mormon""
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"Match Game for a new generation"
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"Eva Green Proud Of Nude Scene"
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