Brandon is engaged to my best friend Lisa. Little does Lisa realize that me and B. are engaged in a hot and torrid affair. Lots of ass slapping. Tons of wet monkey love. Hope she doesn't find out.:)

Brandon has given my dog way too much attention.The dog expects me
to pet it and love it now. My dog is in love with Brandon.
I tried to give Brandon my dog, but he feels like the dog is moving too fast.

One day, while Brandon is visiting, I am putting this dog in the
back seat of Brandon's car,when he isn't looking, damn it.

Brandon, come on over Saturday,hang out with us, and play X-box.

Oh yeah, since this is a testimonial for Brandon................
Brandon is a friendly, open, nice man. His girlfriend Lisa is awesome. I am glad we all got a chance to meet finally.