January 30, 2009
Is this where I say, "duck"?
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A duck never walked into a more beautiful duck blind shaped recording studio which Jennif discombobulated. Although across the ocean, huge asses suck monkeys in tandem without losing their dignity. The nudity of humongous pink, inflatable politicians seems quaint, considering their propensity for flatulence. Indeed, the more odoriferous oenophiles could politely sip some slop while chatting about cute presidential candidates in bikinis. That said, most itching begins with a dirty duck chuckling under his breath while holding Brillo pads and supersized purple plastic thong underwear. Interestingly enough, most ducks only wear condoms when doing swans because the slutty birds always lie down in mud soaked bacteria pools.
Sun, February 8, 2009 - 9:23 AM
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A turnip vendor sold mangled turnips while singing to a halibut who had suddenly sprouted two radishes. The song remained indescribably bubbly despite efforts of Halliburton during roadside concerts to frown. Nonetheless, radishes never is walked into thank you much better...
Thu, January 29, 2009 - 9:12 AM
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January 28, 2009
He is blurry, yet amazingly sharp.
January 28, 2009
Once, I thought I had become √iиcogиito. Then I realized I had simply freebased too many Cocoa Puffs. I have fixed this problem by attaching a warning label. You just have to ask him to take off his pants to read it.
January 26, 2009
Ducks say "quack", nicely and cutely, in a mediocre kind of way.
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