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The Big Smooth

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joined on 09/29/03
last updated 12/24/08
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January 22, 2006
Everybody loves Patrick, whether they know it (or him) or not...
December 30, 2004
When playing that most odious of games
The switching of centuries
Without changing the names

Who would you be in 1253
Or perhaps in the Thirty-Years War

Now I’d be a sapper, a siege engineer,
A craftsman, a liar, a bard,
A man of small honor and mean pedigree
Squeezing the most out of each treachery

But Patrick of course,
Would be a man on a horse,
With a banner, a shield and a sword

a cavalry lord, with a home in the moors
(fine paper windows, ancient stone floors)
Dignities abound, both churches and towns
And vassals with land of their own

But on the moors they’d think him a moor
Regardless of whatever had one on before
Infidel
So if the name changes, is it Saladin?
October 1, 2004
Patrick is one cool cat a good friend. This man has wisdom! Lol!

Nothing like a homie backing me up at all places a Echo & the Bunnymen concert in Hollywood when some squid was disrespecting the audience and us!

I got back your always! You knew that anyway homie!;) Cheers!

Watch out for people that wear sweats and sandals at post punk concerts! Lol!
August 16, 2004
patrick is what we call in the industry 'a good guy'. i'm not talking these fucking lame assholes running around with their heads up their asses or their cocks on their nose, i'm talking about the real don steel. AND he's the other half to a girl i think is top dollah. he's got a great sense of humour and i think our mothers were seperated at birth. he fights the good fight for all of us other oreos out there. patrick, demi salutes you.
August 12, 2004
You know why I like Patrick? I mean of course there are obvious reasons, he has incredible taste in women, he's witty, and he really knows how to put the pompous hippies in check when they're getting out of line. Mostly, I like Patrick because I can say, "Remember that time Orestes killed his mom?" or, "You know, that Clytemnestra was a real bitch," and he'll actually know who I'm talking about and why the bitch was so whack. THAT is why I like Patrick!

Plus, he gives good post!
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Next Monday night, in the still beating (and grinding) heart of Hollywood...
Monday Night Tease presents: Doc and Stumpy's Instant Burlesque! (featuring the musical stylings of your truly)
Come one, come all!

mondaynighttease.com/2009/08...7th.aspx
Mon, August 31, 2009 - 12:36 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
In the beginning, God said: "LET THERE BE 4-TRACK..."

www.myspace.com/thewordiskill

...and it was good...
Thu, December 18, 2008 - 11:00 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Don't tell anyone, but my band is having a super secret sneak preview show tonight.

Check this out: www.myspace.com/thewordiskill
Thu, June 5, 2008 - 1:38 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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