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Murder The Sons Of Bitches

Rev. — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:08:30 GMT

Woe the fuck is me. So the Senate is currently trying to move a bill through that will ban flag burning. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe we've had this debate before and decided that for freedom's sake, perhaps this expression should remain legal. Now, I don't want to get into all the nonsense moral dilemnas that some might call this. Clearly, there is NO moral dilemna involved...it's a piece of cloth. Plain and simple. Burning it amounts to shit and shinolah. Zilch. Nada. None. Nope, the simple truth is they hoping to use it as a hot button issue to get conservatives out and voting during the midterm elections, where it's expected that the GOP might take a few lumps. Well, fuck that. I've had it with this nonsense. How much of this crass bullshit do the American people, as a whole, have to take from these psychotic pieces of shit. I might mention that this piece of legislation is being sponsored by Orrin Hatch (R-Utah). Name one good thing that has come from Utah. One. Go ahead, I defy you to try. Look, I'm just trying to say that the time might be coming to prepare for revolution. Guns, people. Big fucking guns. I do not see an end in sight and clearly, not enough of America cares to do a damn thing about what these horrible, evil fucks do. I'm not violent by nature...I don't own a gun and in fact, don't like them one bit. I just can't help but wonder if this hostile takeover by a totalitarian government can be met with any other solutions. There goals are not ambiguous. They intend to fuck up this country and gut it of everything of value for themselves and their own and take down a few other nations who have resources they need. And right now, they are doing it with the support of a significant sector of the American population because they do not recognize the wolf in sheep's clothing. But it is very real. These men will not just stop of their own volition. The time is now. Maybe not for a violent insurrection...because I'll let violence remain their tool for now. But, as the days pass, and their arrogance beams even brighter, I wonder when...when...murder the sons of bitches.

Notes from The Apocalyptic Battlefront...

Rev. — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:12:50 GMT

You know, watching Bush address the press on C-Span is not the best way to start your day. It's right up there with shoving shards of glass up my backside. And yet, I couldn't bring myself to turn the channel. Like a pathetic bastard who rubbernecks car wrecks, I had to cling to every stammering word and excuse for every little misdeed. But, the man does have brass balls. I will give him that. HUGE BRASS BALLS that swing to and fro and destroy any obstacle in their path. Amazing. In fact, you have to almost admire the brazenness of the entire GOP right about now. Georgie boy is apparrently a little galled that militant political party in Palestine, Hamas, has won the democratic elections that HE himself so pushed for. Problem is that Bush has labeled Hamas a terrorist organization and has said he will not deal with him. He pulled back just a little bit today and said that he doesn't deal with a political party that has a military arm. Hmmmm...that almost sounds like...Republicans! Lest Mr.Bush forget he is currently Commander-In-Chief of an army he is using to solely to advance a Republican agenda which has been one of the most partisan efforts in our brief history as a country. Dillhole (The President, I mean) also had this to say of the Palestinian people, "The people are demanding honest government. The people want services. They want to be able to raise their children in an environment in which they can get a decent education and they can find health care." Whoah! Really!?! That's what the people want! Well, fucking-A, George and I thought this whole time you didn't know that! Now that we know you're "in the know", perhaps you could apply some of those intellectual ideas to conducting affairs here in America, you know, the country YOU are responsible for. Stupid prick. It's better that I not have cable and access to a variety of news sources. Actually, I don't have cable at home or the internet-maybe that's why I havn't succumbed to a complete vegetable state. Or had an aneurysm. Did you know that Dick Cheney had an operation for aneurysms in his knees. Never heard of that. An aneurysm? In the knee? Maybe what I read on David Icke's website is not so insane. Perhaps Cheney and Bush et al are lizard people operating in kahootz with Satanist and Judeo-Christian cult leaders to subdue mankind...or something to that effect. Piss and vinegar today. And an overwhelming sense of blah. The good news is that yesterday was the most depressing day of the year, so at least we've gotten that over with early! Yay! Peace chilluns. K

Exit wound in a foreign nation.

Rev. — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 17:29:54 GMT

Been saying for years that I wanted to move to Austin. So, I did. Today, I'm in Dallas visiting Ethan. I can't begin to articulate the differences between Dallas and Austin. While I'm still feeling my way around the city and it's inhabitants, and even missing certain attributes of Dallas (um, okay, I just miss friends and family), I've been doing my damndest to remain optimistic. Not doing too bad actually. So far, in Austin, I've limited my eating to strictly Mexican food. This has worked well as there are several fine joints in my neighborhood-each with it's own distinctive flavor and flair. But truthfully, I'd eat a pig's ass if cooked correctly. So, who am I to judge? Went to the "RollerGirls" reality show premier at the Alamo Draft House. I can honestly say that watching a reality show (commercials included) on the big screen is...shall we say, surreal. And what's up with all the feminine hygiene ads. Too ironic, I suppose. And WHO do you have to fuck to get a beer at the Draft House in a reasonable amount of time. To sum that up, go catch the Rollergirls live and skip the reality show (no offense ladies, but ALL reality shows kind of suck). It's on A&E, which reminds of a boss I used to have at Little Caesar's pizza (my first job), he'd run into the kitchen yelling, "Alright, I wana see A and E back here! A and E!!" Me: "What the hell are you talking about?" Manager: "A and E, son! Assholes and elbows. Get to fucking work!" Still makes me laugh. RevK Barry Gibb (that's Bee-Gee Barry Gibb) bought Johnny Cash's old house in Tennessee. Isn't there some sort of law against this sort of thing happening? And who came up with the idea of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and what marketing person, said, "Yeah, seems like a great idea!" Perplexed. Confused. Befuddled. That's me.

Christmas Is Pagan

Rev. — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:30:21 GMT

True: My mom, when I was 3 years-old, my mom taught me that phrase much to my father's dismay. Mom was a Jehovah's Witness (Dad was not), who, if you don't know, while basically a ferventy right wing Christian Cult, do not believe in the commercial holidays, Christmas included. Their reasoning is quite simple, Jesus did not, at any point request that his followers celebrate his birthday. In the Bible, Jesus requested that they observe the Passover, and memorialize his death. Not one mention about celebrating his birthday. Zero. Zilch. Nada. None. I mention this because I am FUCKING sick to death about all this meely-mouthed bullshit hand ringing about the over-commercialization of X-Mas and the disclusion of Jesus from his "B-day" celebration. My message to these Christian zealots and politically correct pundits for the holiday season is simply, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Christmas is no more than a commercial holiday. Period. Read a fucking history book, or crack open an encyclopedia and look up Christmas and it's origins. It has no real religious overtones in its origins besides Roman Emporor Constantine's wish to bring Christianity into the mainstream by fusing religion with previously observed Pagan rituals. Our own Emporor Bush attempts the same bullshit with such plans as Faith Based Initiatives, wherein, "faith based" charities are able to bilk the taxpayers for just a bit more gravy. Throughout history, the churches and government have worked as tag team partners to hemmorhage money from the pockets of believers and fill their own coffers. Doubt it? Take a look at the financial records of most large denominations in this country alone, or God forbid, take a look in to the Vatican's insane amount of wealth. I didn't know Jesus was so goddamn needy! I do not mean to be disrepectful to "believers" and their personal relationships with what they percieve to be god. I am just trying to say, "Wake up and smell what you are shoveling!" Do the means justify the ends. If you are so hellbent on continuing the legacy of Jesus, than perhaps you should turn to his teachings and try to learn based on what he taught. Screw the pastor or clergyman who is trying to dutifully direct you to the donation box. Or who claims the sanctity of Christmas is in jeopardy. They probably have investments in some retailer likes Sach's or Nordstrom and are worried the 4th quarter earnings could go down (don't worry, they won't!). If "Christians" really want to be taken seriously about the sanctity of Christmas, than get your asses out of the fucking malls. Quit fueling the fires that keep this debate alive and well. OR just SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT is all so very trivial compared to the real issues that surround us in the world we live in-you know where people are dying and suffering the world over. Jesus would be ashamed of your behavior and resent the fact that you are using his name to further such lunacy. That's a fact, chump. I gotta go, time to hang the stockings from the Menorah as we prepare for a rip roaring Kwanza 'round this house. On a sidenote, I purchased a car from what was a Christian pastor ( I did not know). A used car. Anybody else see thier being a conflict with being a pastor and selling used cars. I sure as shit do! Anyway, I paid the car off and am now in the process of hunting this piece of shit pastor down because he left a lien on it for the sole purpose of fucking me! Merry Christmas! "If you are doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch, get it in WRITING. He'll claim god told him to screw you out of a few more pennies." -William Burroughs (Words of Advice For Young People)

"While you were out...

Rev. — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 19:59:13 GMT

a few things have changed, the furniture has been rearranged...because I'm not dead, she said, and scrawled in red, 'Good bye', while you were out..." -Eric Sanko I am not a big fan of hip-hop, but while chillin' at my bros, we was diggin' some live Wu-Tang, and I must admit, that shit was smokin'. AND. incidently, O.D.B aka Dirt Mcgirt, aka Little Baby Jesus, aka OLD DIRTY BASTARD, shares a birthday with my son, Ethan, prompting me to re-Christian the boy with them name L.D.B.-Lil' Dirty Bastard. His mother is absoloutely thrilled. Fuuny thing, me and LDB were leaving a friends house where he was playing with a keyboard. When I told him it was time to go (keep in mind, 3 1/2 years), LDB calmly got up looked at the keyboard and calmly sighed, "Goddamnit...". Naturally, Cruz (my bro) and I laughted our asses off and me, I was proud that my son has so mastered the art of cussing appropriately at a young age. Go ahead, call CPS but I'd prefer my boy mutter Goddamnit than throw a tantrum and act up. Kids are funny as hell. Anyway, this week has sucked. I understand Mercury is in retrograde and that I should expect to continue getting fucked right and left for awhile. Goddamnit. The past 36 hours have SUCKED. A funeral, a bounced payroll check, a baby momma hollerin', a disconnecteded utility issue that got WAY out of control and exacerbated by aforementioned payroll check, and my socks don't match, which doesn't really bother me at all, but, you get the picture. EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY. And my woman sleeps more than humanly possible, which really get on my nerves because I sleep rarely and at odd times of the day. Alright, I'm going to go stub my toe...not intentionally, but it's the feeling I get. Somewhere on the horizon is a stubbed toe ready to happen. Peace, love, and watch your back, cuz. RevK

seagulls screaming "TERROR, TERROR!"

Rev. — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 07:47:35 GMT

Hmmmm....London...wow....weird...or not so much. To hell with that. This is precisely WHY I know this WAR on terror is nothing but showbiz...and the wasting of lives that THESE fat cats in power do not give one well fed fuck about. Evidence: W. and the crew have all retained CRIMINAL DEFENSE lawyers in regards to the CIA leak...it seems HOT KARL (rove) leaked an operatives name to the press as pay back for that operative's husband speaking against the Iraq invasion. Golly. Why would W. and crew run straight to defense lawyers if they didn't know there is a good chance they could be indicted...if justice prevails. Fucking criminals. The Downing Street Memo. Hot off the presses. These fuckers are a cartel of liars who sold a war for THEIR own interests, and are currently expecting you to pay the bill. ALL intelligence leading up to the Iraq war (war? when did Iraq attack America?) was COOKED. They are men without morals who have no issue with leading others to slaughter. FOR PROFIT! Media response to "attacks": We must be steadfast in our resolve-echoing the Bush/Blair message-the terrorist are ever so vigilant. Yes you are, you soul-less bastards. You are so vigilant in burning innocent lives like fuel to feed your agenda. Golly gee, those damn terrorist have sure figured out a way to hit America/England in the pants hard when for years, they were incapable of pulling off a damn thing round here (remember the WTC attempted bombing? the Olympic bombing?) and than WHAMMO, suddenly, these so-called terrorists can hit us at will? Bullshit. QUESTION: Whose agenda did either of these attacks further? ANSWER: George W. Bush's and Tony Blair's. That's who. This so-called attack, has allowed them once again to embolden their pea brains into thinking that they can get away with this shit. Just like 9-11. Bush couldn't do a damn thing up until then, and now, he's going hog wild with his "POLITICAL CAPITAL". Why would the so called "terrorist" creat a diversion to pull Bush and Blair's asses off the fire-they can read too you know...if they in fact exist in any realistic way. George and Co. have proven themselves to be LIARS...and should be treated as such at ALL times. Hypothesis: Perhaps they staged another "terrorist" attack to take the heat off the real story- THAT THEY ARE ALL CRIMINALS-and should have to answer as such. Do not be fooled, these "men", have no respect for human life and will cover their own asses at ANY expense. Fuck 'em. Revk "We will resist, we will not participate in the children for breakfast program. Fuck 'em." -Abby Hoffman

Amber Waves of Grain and Shit

Rev. — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 06:52:15 GMT

You know, the 4th of July, is rapidly becoming the most repulsive holiday we got. It just seems extremely crass to celebrate ourselves considering the current condition we find ourselves in. I had to work right next door to one of the biggest and best fireworks shows in the nation- Kaboomtown in Addison(so THEY say). It was one big Orwellian nightmare. Fucking awful. People came in droves...they always do. I couldn't get to work on time because of the traffic, it was hotter than a June bride on a wood burning stove, and so on. I couldn't help but wonder what the terror alert (on FOX) would look like today. I mean, wouldn't droves of gloating Americans shooting off fireworks in the street and listening to crap like Toby Keith (for God's sakes-that s.o.b. makes me want to abandon the name Keith altogeter) make for a pretty prime target. Seriously, that got's to look like a pretty ripe scenario for a terrorist, or more accurately put, a person who is interested in blowing up Americans in retribution for it's effects on the global economy, culture, environment, and so on and on and on. I mean, if the "terrorists" are that evil and capable of striking innocent Americans (and who among us is innocent), wouldn't we maybe consider being a little less ,um, obvious and boastful. Let's take stock here: We've let a complete jackass lie and cheat his way into the oval office, let him lie us into a war, let him lie us into thinking that exporting jobs (while many here are unemployed) is a good idea, and he's even working on lying us right out of our Social Security. Fuck, he even lies about being Texan. A) he wasn't fucking born here, and B) your typical Texan isn't born filthy rich and attend Ivy League schools-where he did poorly, I might add. His fuckhole of a father basically weilds his power to get Georgie whatever he wants and always has. He is is, just like his fater, a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. And America has put him at the reins, and watched numbly as he and his cartel terrorize us into accepting his agenda. What I'm trying to say in so many words is this, the terrorist threat that Bushie and Rove et al speak of, is of their own creation. The bottom line is that these evil bastards have had their sites on Afghanistan and Iraq for a long time. They coveted this property since the early eighties for an oil pipe line, preferably one they could control. Fuck all your WMDs, and regime changes, and bringing democracy, and whatever else that came from that douche's mouth. He is a liar, a murderer, a thief, a cheater, and is well, pretty much is a walking poster boy for everything that is wrong with human behavior. Period. And if you support him and his motives or agenda than you are either a)ignorant to his motives or b) a FUCKING DEMON-GOT IT? Not much room for middle ground here anymore. By the way, it takes a conspiracy of a pretty dense magnitude to pull this off, I am aware of this and understand that the current situation-it has been on the Burner for a long. long time-and this is not where it stops. And it's not a Republican thing because the folks responsible for this hail from both parties actually-as if John Kerry wasn't the biggest patsy in the history of American politics. Puh-fucking-leeze. I had a Republican friend brazenly tell me that he went to the Democratic Primary to vote for Kerry. Why? I'll tell you why-because Kerry is the candidate they wanted-a Skull & Bones boy even. And Kerry, was going to let George win by any means neccessary-because you know, fraud is so common among politicians and these ilk that I believe it's considered rude to point it out. They just try to outfraud one another to see who gets to fuck the American public for 4 more years! And make no mistake about it-we are the ones being fucked (well, and a whole bunch of innocent souls in Iraq and Afghanistan). Look folks, we've been took, had, bamboozled, swindled, fucked around...and so on. 9/11 wa a false flag operation, more than likely carried out by the CIA, Mossad (Israeli Intelligence), and with aid from Saudi Arabia-well they got the culprit to blame from the Sauds- long time Bush compadre' Bin Laden-an old buddy from the Afghan-Soviet skirmish days who owed the American gov. one or two. America had no intention of killing or capturing Bin Laden (although he's probably dead considering his already poor health.) Israel's Mossad's motto says it all: "By deception, we will create war." And now, while the blood bath of heathens (i.e. people who are not of Judeo-Christian backgrounds) continues, we felt it appropriate to shoot off fireworks and hoot and holler about how great America is Uh, okay. Pardon me if I don't join in on all the fun. I just wanted to ask these throngs of people-exactly what the fuck are you proud of? And why, if that terrorist threat is real, are they there in what would appear to be a very volatile situation IF the terrorist threat was real. Fortunately, I kept quiet. Hell, I had to work-and these damn people round here-don't listen to anything that isn't filtered thru a fucking tv screen. Relevant question-does it seem wise to get your news about current events from a source described as the "Idiot Box"? I'll answer for you-No, it fucking doesn't. Would the folks who own the media corporations and start the wars rat themselves out? No, dipshit, now turn off the tv. Go to your fridge and get a popsicle. And worry not, I made all of the above up. Or paid attention very closely. You be the judge. "When reason sleeps, demons dance."

WOW1 I JUST BLOGGED.

Rev. — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 20:35:45 GMT

I'M JEALOUS OF EVERYONE. WHY CAN'T I BE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!