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I am Kirok, son of Mogh, King of the Librarians, and Ruler of the Asparagus People! Look upon my works, ye mighty, and tremble!

(...what, too over-the-top? -- okay, then...)

I'm a married (with pets) lifelong Ohioan (except for those four years in Indiana, but we shan't speak of that again), third-generation Finnish-American on my mother's side, INTJ, Aquarius (Scorpio rising), software programmer/analyst, semi-retired semi-pro musician, wanna-be shaman/magician, cat wrangler, dog whisperer, offically diagnosed social phobic, un(der)diagnosed autistic, mortgage payer, freak flag flyer, perpetual student, metaphorical tightrope walker, and polypseudonymical aspiring would-be raging inexorable thunderlizard evangelist prone to strange wordplay (esp. bad puns) and odd twitchinesses ...