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I Loved A Banana Because I'm Sexy And I Do What I Want!

   Sun, August 31, 2008 - 9:14 AM
[crossposted from elsewhere -- cranberryflags.blogspot.com/2008....html -- because I have a longer post for there stuck in transit, and I'm hoping just reposting this pulls me outta neutral...]

Okay, mine's in the title of this post -- now it's *yer* turn:


Pick the month you were born:

January--------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate-chopped
April----------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August---------I had lunch with
September------I danced with
October--------I sang to
November-------I yelled at
December-------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6--------a gangster
7--------my mobile phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt/top you are wearing right NOW:

White-----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink -----------because I'm crazy!
Red-------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
Green-----------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple----------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray------------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow----------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange----------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown-----------because I can...
Other-----------because I'm a Ninja!
None------------because I can't control myself!

Give me the result in the comments [and pass on the meme if yer feeling it, of course, of course....]

(Yeah, I know -- I coulda just *asked* yawl fer yer birthdays, but I figgered this would at least be worth an eighth-grader-level giggle [grin]...)



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Sun, August 31, 2008 - 9:36 AM
I did the Macarena with a phone because someone offered me $1,000,000.


I could live with that...
:>D
Sun, August 31, 2008 - 3:19 PM
I did the Macarena With a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

(yes Gemma IS my twin...and we are still debating which one is eviler)
Sun, August 31, 2008 - 4:59 PM
I did the Macarena with a Snowman because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
Sun, August 31, 2008 - 8:53 PM
I did the Macarana with a surfer because that's how I roll....


Pi's (cause he's sitting next to me) I had lunch with my brother because the voices told me to
Mon, September 1, 2008 - 1:06 PM
Look at the summer birthdays!
I had lunch with my neighbor because I'm AWESOME!
Fri, September 12, 2008 - 11:36 AM
I sang to my science teacher because I think I need some serious help.
Tue, March 17, 2009 - 10:15 PM
I sang to a gangster because I effing can.