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In Honor Of 'No Pants Day' [An Oldie But Goodie]

   Fri, May 2, 2008 - 2:13 PM
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Change One Word To "Pants"
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01) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
02) You are unwise to lower your pants.
03) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
04) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
05) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
06) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
07) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
08) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
09) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11) TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13) Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard.
14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15) Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17) That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22) Yeah, well, short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.



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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 5:50 PM
When is "no pants" day??? This should be celebrated all over tribe!
Fri, May 2, 2008 - 7:04 PM
Who the heck came up with this! It's really interesting, especially in my partially innebriated state after my art opening... hmmmmm....
Fri, May 2, 2008 - 10:16 PM
"No Pants Day" is the first Friday in May -- I knowed it wuz *someplace* on Tribe what reminded me, but dernded if'n I kin remembers where now...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Pants_Day
Sat, May 3, 2008 - 9:25 PM
And I MISSED it!!
Sat, May 3, 2008 - 10:38 PM
> When is "no pants" day??? This should be celebrated all over tribe!

Only as long as it is done in concert with no skirt day. Otherwise .. this is sexist.
Sat, May 3, 2008 - 10:42 PM
> ... my partially innebriated state after my art opening ...

You can slap me if necessary ... but is this a euphemism for something? My partially inebriated state is making this difficult to understand your partially inebriated state. And ... you miss-spelled the word inebriated ... a sure sign that that you are inneeebrbrbir ... inebrieapso ... inerbeee ... drunk.
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 5:51 AM
My husband's secret identity is "Captain Underpants" - he loves to lounge in the house in nothing but his briefs so "No Pants Day" is like him having his very own Holiday and we celebrated according by dancing around around our house Friday after work in our knickers!! Coupled with the fact that both costume as Star Wars characters, this post just made me LAUGH right out LOUD!

"The force is strong in this pants!!!"

Mwahahaha!!!
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 7:03 PM
AW I LOVE the pants Star Wars lines! Haven't seen these in awhile. But where's "I felt a disturbance in the pants" on here? EH? :D