September 26, 2007
Heath may be in charge of doing whatever the hell he wants to do, but if you offer him a snuggles and a beer he'll probably do whatever You want him to do instead.
Heath
My TestimonialsJune 13, 2007
Over the roar of battle, the stink of the dead, and the strangely vanilla scent of the sea coast nearby, I raised my head, the tingly feeling that my comrade was close by, and found his face among the filth and wreckage. He looked triumphant, ecstatic even, and we yelled our fury to the wind.
Later that day, he "borrowed" my fleece teddy bear pants, large enough to hide a gypsy caravan, and I never saw him again. I heard he is a pirate now, sailing the high seas with the persian queen.... June 2, 2007
How the hell have you gone this long without a testimonial from me??!??!? This guy is the bestestest, he's full of squids and bees, he's smart and cute and hilarious and awesome and he's also a very cute otter. He makes fantastic food, he gives so freely of himself and yet is amazing about his boundaries. He's snuggly and he'll also shank you if you're too jaunty... or come close enough to be exciting.
March 20, 2007
Heath is more macho than you, but he's also a delicate flower. Heath knows more about everything crucial than you do, but he's also not full of himself. Heath will eat you for breakfast, but he's not prone to violence [he also doesn't eat breakfast]. Heath can drink you under the table, but his tolerance is lower than that of a 100lb girl. Heath could throw you up against the wall with his pinky, but he'll probably just pet your head for hours. Heath can fix your thing, but he can't take out his recycling. He's prone to absolutes, but not always.
May 23, 2006
heath is a great person to have in your life, as friends go.
out of nowhere, this guy comes in and welds me a ramp into my house after a car aciddent i had, and then refuses to take money for it! heath is a great guy, a great friend, and i'm happy to have him in my life. thanks again dude...
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Yep, two weekends in a row. Who's going?
Fri, July 4, 2008 - 12:16 AM
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I took my truck out to Hollister SVRA (state vehicle recreational area) and had some fun off road. Going through the trails, I found a guy stuck in a pond and so I pulled him out. Dig it:
Sun, April 20, 2008 - 8:16 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch The guy getting stuck. www.youtube.com/watch Me pulling him out. I love my truck.
Does anyone else hear the sound of crickets around here? For some reason, it seems like everyone just up and left. I wonder where they all went? I sense a conspiracy, as if they were all kidnapped and dragged off to the desert to be used for some sort of grand experiment. Eh, I guess I'll have to get some new friends now.
Tue, August 29, 2006 - 12:29 PM
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Which brings my to my next question. What are YOU doing this weekend?
Guess where I'll be tonight.
Fri, May 26, 2006 - 4:49 PM
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Update: Yup, I went to the Ministry concert and found one of the most mellow, friendly pits that I've ever been in. In spite of that fact my ankle is sore and I serendipitously chipped the same tooth that I chipped the last time I saw them live back around '92 or so. Damn I'm old. Speaking of old, Al Jourgensen looks pretty rough and Jello Biafra is still a fat, creepy motherfucker. Oh, and someone should tell them that a dude in lingerie (with spandex u... read more
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