My dearest Monkey, you really are a modern day Superhero. Your Super powers are love, compassion, thoughtfulness, selflessness and kindness. In addition to stories I've heard about you swooping in and saving the day for both strangers and friends alike, I was personally amazed to see a Superhero rescue at Burning Man this year.

During the insane, yet blissful dust/rain storm at center camp, we watched as a girl in an altered state (who seemed to think she was a spider) came crawling through someone's performance. While the audience chuckled, the guy running the show got pretty aggro, yelling at her and encouraging the audience to join him in verbally abusing her. Spidergirl, carrying a watergun, put it to her head pretending to kill herself dramatically. It got a little weird, and no one quite knew what to do. Before we knew it, SuperCrash jumped up, went into the performance space and whisked her off her feet, rescuing her from the madness. He did it with a sweet smile, and such compassion. He took her away, talked her back into some realm of "normality" where she felt comfort and we all went on a crazy fun playa ride. Everyone around was so touched and impressed with your Super rescue.

Every day with you is an amazing adventure. You are a kindred spirit who is the perfect partner in crime in any situation. You have a huge, truly pure heart, incapable of malice and so full of love. It is a pleasure to be in your world. It makes mine an even more spectacular place.

Love, Meatty Baggins

P.S. You are wicked hot.

I always sensed that Crash was a cool guy - easygoing, sweet, and fun loving - but I was still shocked when, during an LSD fueled frenzy that had me fleeing my friends and begging for aliens to come zap me and take me away, I received a tap on the shoulder an hour later and turned around to be greeted by Crash beckoning, "C'mon, the aliens are here." And thus began a joyous motorcycle ride that felt like Six Flags, only better. It is so rare that people really and truly listen to one another's ramblings, and even rarer that a person ever takes up the challenge like that. But Crash did, and he did it with style and imagination. Crash, I think you've become one of my heros!

Yummy, this man can cook!.
Not only can he cook, but he lives half a block from me.
If I'm panting outside your door, don't think it's just the abs.
Do you wanna adopt me?

I knew you loved me! so much you wrote it on your hand thats grabbin your crotch, YUMMY

so, i walk into crash's camp at burning man, and i ask the folks there, "hey, has anyone seen crash" and they all roll their eyes and say, "how come all the girls are all looking for crash?" and that pretty well sums it up.

Although mere words cannot begin to express how I feel about my Pup I shall try...

You bring me sunshine in your smile and pure joy in your boundless capacity for frolicking. After two years I am still stunned when I see you across a room or look at your angelic face sleeping curled on my couch. You quite possibly have the sexiest mouth I have ever seen and I shall never tire of tracing the angles of your handsome face or stroking and nibbling your ears of purest and softest velvet. You are the only person I know who has both water and a sharpie on hand at all times. I love this about you.

You are also the only person I know who can make me smile mid-workout and probably the only one who would put up with me while I do. This same boundlessly good nature has salvaged many an evening and soothed many an angry bunny rabbit. I learn perspective and patience from you every day and yet I know that I have only begun to understand the depths of your wisdom.

Your exuberant personal style inspires me and your thoughtfulness and insight overhwelms me every time you present me with some new treasure, both unexpected and perfect – much like you.

I cannot possibly fit in a page (or a novel) the many ways you bring me joy. I truly wish I had the skill to convey how incredibly magnificent and beautiful you are or the depths of what you mean to me. All I can say is I love you more every hour, every day.

Rabbit <heart> Pup

Crash is so loveable ! His smile is amazingly beautiful. Crash is sweet yet feisty, he is muscular and tone yet awesome to squeeze. He gives lovely, whiskery kisses. It’s impossible to not smile when you’re hanging with Crash. I love you Crash Almighty!

Crash is good energy distilled.

From the random comments displaying his razor-sharp grasp of absurdity to the thoughtful notes he leaves with his ever-present sharpie Crash never ceases to surprise and delight me. As generous as he is playful, he delivers joy on the back of a motorcycle with a mischeivous smile and a smart-alecky wink. He is funny and kind, loyal and devoted and he never fails to take the time to show those he loves how much he cares. Never one to complain, his good nature and frisky disposition is contagious and the cause of much happiness and delight in those around him.

All that and an unpredictable penchant for physical comedy and outrageous costumes make him one of my favorite people on this planet. I am truly blessed to have him in my life.

I am so lucky to call Crash my best friend. They just don't get much better than him. I love you, Crashy!

How do I feel about Crash? That's an easy one. He's flip-flop-tip-top-mip-mop-sip-sop. Not to mention, hippity-hoppity, zip-zop-bloppity and lap-drop-sok-rock-jop. Upon closer inspection, you'll discover ... a supa-diggity-doggity, no-faux-flap-flip-floppity, dope-zen-crakka-masta-beta. Crash, I needz jap-sop-mop-blop! Hook mo-flo-up-bro-yo...

I loved him in Late Night With God!

you know that everytime I see you I smile? and it's b/c of you. I love you darlin to know end and I am so glad that we are friends. now why the hell don't I ever get to ride with you on your bike??

you know, the more i live with you the more i love you. your smile makes me happy and i get rides on the bike and we have meaningful, life-affirming conversations and you let me eat your food and download porn off your computer. lets never move, lovebug. really.

Crash has beautiful lips and when they open, bright white teeth appear in a sunny smile that can make anyone feel warmer. He's also got some great lashes and unbelievably smooth skin....almost like a sheared baby lambs tush...is that a good image?... You know what's another good image? Crash in his leathers....you can't be a girl and not appreciate that;) And on the flip side the suit thing works for him too...geez....maybe I should go take a cold shower.....


He's one of those people that makes an awesome friend too. Crash's energy, sweetness and devotion to making the world a better place is awesome to be around...I got your back anytime you need it bebe!

oh crashy your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey crashy!