In the beginning

I n the beginning, G-d created the Heavens and the Earth and
populated Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach. Also green,
yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
healthy.

Then using G-d's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice
Cream and Crispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
that?" And Man said, "Yes!" And Woman said, "As long as you're at
it, add some sprinkles." And they gained ... read more