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about me
I think it's telling that I rely upon the relationship-building skills I learned in kindergarten; I'm pretty much stuck after "ignore girl", "throw food/drink on her", "lick face", and "pull braids".
"And I lost it. Kinda lost it all, you know? Faith, dignity, about fifteen pounds."
For all who have asked why I wear my mandilion "sideways"
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'It was fashionable to wear the mandilion colly-westonward or Colley-Weston-ward, that is, rotated 90 degrees so that the front and back were draped over the arms and the sleeves hung down in front and behind.
"...sithence such is our mutab...
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San Francisco observations
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I have never before seen a city that spends its entire traffic control budget on the purchase of boots.
The GEICO Murders
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So I had an idea for a GEICO commercial.
I know they're sort of suffering a little, what with the cancellation of that , um, "show" about cavemen. They're competing a CGI British lizard against an ACTUAL duck that got fried (get the joke?), as...
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BIG LETTERS!
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Please note: I've changed my main photo to that of Willow's "Trogdor" costume from the night we mostly met.
And if you mistake my profile for Willow's, and post stuff here meant for her, and send me ALL KINDS of private messages about how I nee...
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Some SERIOUS research and thought went into this, which makes it both wrong AND hilarious
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From the Wikipedia article on "Purple People Eater":
One eternal question about the song is caused by an ambiguity in the English language: is the eponymous creature a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple creature that eats people, a creature tha...
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'It was fashionable to wear the mandilion colly-westonward or Colley-Weston-ward, that is, rotated 90 degrees so that the front and back were draped over the arms and the sleeves hung down in front and behind.
"...sithence such is our mutability that to-day there is none to the Spanish guise, to-morrow the French toys are most fine and delectable, ere long no such apparel as that which is after the high Almaine fashion, by-and-by the Turkish manner is generally best liked of, otherwise...
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I have never before seen a city that spends its entire traffic control budget on the purchase of boots.
Wed, August 13, 2008 - 7:21 PM
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So I had an idea for a GEICO commercial.
I know they're sort of suffering a little, what with the cancellation of that , um, "show" about cavemen. They're competing a CGI British lizard against an ACTUAL duck that got fried (get the joke?), as well as an inexplicably popular animated secret agent whose main mission is to tell you about lower insurance rates, yet still dresses like Emma Peel. (Only 2 of the above mascots have volumes of naked pictures available on the internet that have be...
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Please note: I've changed my main photo to that of Willow's "Trogdor" costume from the night we mostly met.
And if you mistake my profile for Willow's, and post stuff here meant for her, and send me ALL KINDS of private messages about how I need to change my picture, then you're a moron.
That's all.
Sat, March 15, 2008 - 12:33 AM
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From the Wikipedia article on "Purple People Eater":
One eternal question about the song is caused by an ambiguity in the English language: is the eponymous creature a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple creature that eats people, a creature that eats one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people, or somewhere in between? The lyrics clarify matters somewhat: the creature is described as having one eye and one horn, and it comes out of the sky (presumably by flying). However, it is also stated ...
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Arguments,
CasaDeRenFaire,
Cheap Eats,
Hey! It's the RPFS Tribe!!,
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Lovers of the Los Angeles Free-Net,
Mr. Bacon,
Mystery Meat,
NorCalRenFaireFolk,
Red Meat,
Ren Faire Acting & Entertainment,
Ren Faire History Snobs,
Ride Share in to Casa de Faire.,
The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo,
The Poxy Boggards,
Tit 4 Tat Burlesque,
VS System,
Wonder Showzen,
WRFF,
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?,
November 21, 2008
Nick is my hero. I long for the days when he would tootle over in his parent's golf cart, strewn $100 worth of 99-cent crap on my living room floor, drink all the booze in the house in one sitting, give dramatic cook book readings in the kitchen, and then start shamelessly snoring on the floor. You can't pay for that kind of love. I miss you, man.
But, it's so not fair that you have so many cool anagrams for your name while I have NONE! For that I will always hate you, "Slick Anal Hoe".
October 24, 2008
I don't normally get on these things and blather on about how great people are. But absence does make the heart grow fonder and I miss Nick. He taught me that salads should have as many ingredients as possible in them including yogurt and candy corn.
September 15, 2008
Hey hey hey, Boo Boo! Eat of this pic-a-nic basket, it is my flesh!
August 21, 2008
Nicholas Lake is an anagram for "I klean cholas". Yeah, I was shocked too.
Also, "Sick Anal Hole". I wasn't so shocked there.
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