Charlie gives good hug. Charlie is always smiling when I see him. Charlie is never at a loss for sweet things to say. Charlie can make you feel pretty even when you are so wasted that your make-up is smeared and you can't remember to pull down your pants before you pee. Charlie brings the best snacks to Burning Man. Charlie would tie you up if you wanted it. Charlie is rad. Charlie is boss. If you don't know Charlie already, you should.

Charlie brings Blow Pipes to fire parties
Charlie is good.
Yum.