it is not okay to play an hour of pearl jam on the jukebox when some of us are trying to play something better [trust us, we know music better than you]. it is also not okay to NOT hook up your regular bar patrons with a fabulous discounted tab when they ALWAYS hook you up with a sweet fuckin' tip. it it not okay to hit on me when you're straight and shitfaced, and then later, at the mention of homosexuality, say something ignorant, freak out, and walk away.

lame.

regardless, i'm fucking wasted, how are all you ladies, and more importantly, gentlemen?