Once, maybe twice per elevator ride, then once at the reception desk, and once more if somebody else strolls into the office, equals four times per delivery, that I am asked by apparent cretins about the !@$#! weather. Multiply by about 80 deliveries a day, times x years, and maybe you can grasp how _fucking_ annoying it is to hear one of these idiotic make-talk sentences drooled out by people who apparently have nothing else to do with their minds:

1. "Is it cold out there?" What, like yo... read more

I will buy you a beer if you can tell me who did the industrial remake of this!

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Okay, really, what is it with people that they feel entitled to talk to you when you're riding a bike? I'm asking, because I don't know.

Pretend that it's snowing. Does somebody standing next to you lean over and suggest that you're wearing the wrong shoes? That was my first winter here -- "wow, you're really riding the wrong bike for <i>this</i> weather", from some <i>pedestrian</i>. Like he'd know.

Or you pass somebody while walking. Do they freak out? No. Try riding past the... read more